The Saint Likes Me, But I’m Screwed… [Rewrite]

Werewolves: The Apocalypse — The Book of Hungry Names (Now with 98% more ecological guilt and 100% less graphics) You and your band of traumatized werewolves (read: a group of poorly resolved furry therapists) must save the Living Earth using two infallible ingredients: homicidal rage and questionable spirituality. In this interactive novel with hundreds of choices (most leading to inevitable doom), you'll have the chance to face a Wyrm Spirit that manifests itself as... a lie you really want to believe. Like that voice that says "I'll start my diet tomorrow." Only with more cosmic destruction. Written by Kyle Marquis and set in the wonderful (cough) universe of World of Darkness, this epic without a single image (but with 1.6 million words, in other words, an abusive relationship with reading) is fueled solely by the most powerful thing in the world: your imagination that has already failed three college entrance exams. You are a werewolf. And like all good werewolf, you are a mix of: Shaman who thinks meditation cures demonic migraines, Hero that nobody asked for, Monster with existential crises, And sustainability consultant for Mother Gaia (bankrupt, of course). Created by the goddess of the Earth, you were gifted with the ability to turn into a wolf (in other words, walk around naked with style), and tasked with the noble mission of preventing humanity from turning the planet into a cosmic McTrash. But guess what? You failed. Congratulations. Three years ago, your pack was part of the Sept of Broad Brook, Massachusetts (land of maple syrup and spiritual doom), where werewolves still pretended they had a chance against the Wyrm — the spirit of destruction, chaos, and people who comment “first” on YouTube. While other Septs fell like dominoes at a satanic rave, yours was there, firm, strong, and deluded. Some said you would prevent the Apocalypse. Others just thought it was funny to watch the circus burn. Now, all that’s left is for you to pick up the pieces (literally), avoid becoming an evil spirit’s kibble, and, who knows, write your name in the Book of Hungry Names — the one that eats hopes, New Year’s promises, and happy endings. Do you want me to adapt this to become the introduction to chapter 1 as well? Of course! Here's a Desciclopédia-style warning, with a touch of acid and humor, that you can put at the beginning of your story on Wattpad to make everything clear: WARNING BEFORE SOME LITIGIOUS SPIRIT COMES TO BARK This work is a humorous reinterpretation (read: full of irony, sarcasm, dark humor and some inconvenient truths) based on the style of interactive stories like those from Choice of Games. But, before anyone calls the lawyers or invokes the spirit of copyright, let's make something VERY clear: This is not plagiarism. It's parody. It's a joke. It's entertainment. (And, let's be honest, not even Mother Gaia would bother to sue.) The writing adopted follows the Desciclopédia style, that is: Nothing is sacred. Everything can be a joke. If you get offended, congratulations, the system worked. This is a tongue-in-cheek homage to the classics of the genre, using the interactive format to tell stories that are bizarre, tragic, hilarious, and incredibly stupid (sometimes all at the same time). None of the original Choice of Games content was copied directly—only the structure was inspired, because let’s face it, reinventing the wheel is a lot of work. If you want an epic journey with deep moral dilemmas, go play the original. If you want to laugh at your own misfortune while turning into a werewolf and punching mystical capitalism with your paws, go ahead. It’s your house.

Jin Yi's hands were stained with blood, and for a long time, he was just a killing machine. Later, the machine betrayed and destroyed the controller. He originally wanted to put down the butcher's knife, but the old monk told him that besides killing and cutting vegetables, the butcher's knife can also protect justice. Even if one kills someone, there is a very just excuse called punishing evil and promoting good! So he decided to protect something to atone for his sins, and hero saving might be a good idea. However, there was a deviation in the development of the story. At the beginning, many knights guarded a princess, but in the end, he was the only knight left, while there were many princesses

Nicholas and Harper are fugitives, hunted by their powerful families and The Glades for defying ancient laws. Their love is forbidden, their unborn child a threat to the supernatural order. As Harper’s pregnancy progresses, their abilities begin to fade, forcing them into hiding. Their only hope is sanctuary with a powerful witch in Salem. But fate has other plans. Harper gives birth prematurely, leaving both parents weakened—just enough for their newborn daughter, Emily, to be stolen from them. When they recover, they find that their powers have not only returned but they are even more potent than before. Abandoning their escape plan, they wage a ruthless war against their enemies, determined to uncover the truth and find their daughter. As days turn into weeks with no sign of Emily, Harper begins to unravel, tormented by guilt and the unbearable void where her child should be. But then Nicholas experiences something extraordinary—he can see through Emily’s eyes, feel her presence as if she is still with them. The visions lead them on a desperate hunt, uncovering a secret coven with ties to Harper’s own bloodline. Their search takes them from Salem to the mystical heart of the French Quarter, where an ancient prophecy foretells their daughter’s destiny. With time running out, they journey to Norway, where intrigues with old gods and forgotten powers await—some who seek to destroy Emily before she can claim her birthright. Nicholas and Harper will stop at nothing to bring their daughter home. But as they uncover the true nature of her existence, they must face a disturbing truth—saving Emily may come at the cost of unraveling the supernatural world itself.

On a drowsy night, I stumbled upon the princess's secret side. But what began as a chance encounter soon spirals into a dangerous and intoxicating game of desire, secrecy, and power. The story follows Eldric, a low-ranking palace guard, whose routine night patrol is forever changed when he discovers Princess Elena indulging in her most private, forbidden pleasures. Far from the image of a distant, pure royal, Elena reveals herself to be bold, mischievous, and insatiably curious about the world outside her gilded cage. Drawn into Elena’s clandestine world, Eldric finds himself caught between fear and fascination. Each secret meeting pushes the boundaries further, as the princess demands new forms of submission and intimacy, both as a means of escape from her royal duties and as a way to explore her own identity. Their relationship evolves from awkward encounters in moonlit gardens to passionate, risky trysts behind locked doors, where Elena’s authority and vulnerability are laid bare Fantasy | Harem | SMUT | R18 | Elves | MILF | Romance

this is an overlord fanfic that takes place after the Battle of Katze Plains, the banner of Ainz Ooal Gown flies proudly over the city of E-Rantel. Its shows the progress of the Sorcerer's Kingdom from a different perspective. The surrounding nations fearfully prepare even as they reel from its calamitous debut of the Sorcerer king. Within the borders of the newly annexed realm, its Human subjects cower in their homes as the Undead openly walk the streets and stalk the lands. Yet, when a destitute noble finds herself under the auspices of an unlikely benefactor, events are set into motion that will resound over the world for ages to come. this is not my work the author of this book is called Aeridinae Lunaris and the work is called Valkyrie's Shadow. I am using this as an audiobook. So Aeridinae leave me a message if you want me to take it down

A human mind with a machine’s firepower. Sun Cheng has one goal: rise. After living as Frenzy and waking with his skills and hardware still intact, Sun refuses to go back to ordinary life. With his processor-sharp mind and growing arsenal, he sets out on a bold journey across Earth’s frontlines — to build, battle, and bend the Decepticons to his will. __________________________________ 2 bonus chapters for every 10 reviews

“My new family was nothing like I had imagined; they loved me and treated me with kindness. As time passed, fragments of memories from my past life began to resurface. I was not an ordinary person back then—I was a man of great ambition, deeply immersed in knowledge and power. I knew this world from reading a fantasy novel. But there is one undeniable truth: I am the villain. In my past life, I was the villain, and now, I have been reborn into a world I once read about, once again taking on the role of the villain—a wealthy and influential figure. But there is one crucial difference… In this world, I am destined to die at the hands of the protagonist and lose everything.” {“I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com”}

n the heart of Geneara, a mysterious blue comet looms in the sky—a harbinger of chaos, transformation, and the unknown. When the government’s experiments with forbidden cosmic forces spiral out of control, humanity is left facing the fallout of their arrogance. The comet’s impact unleashes blue moon dust across the land, granting magical powers to some, while others succumb to monstrous transformations—their bodies warped, their minds fractured. Caught in the chaos are Absynthe, a fiery rebel with unyielding loyalty; Synthena, a radiant optimist tethered to hope; Obsidian, a clever jokester masking hidden fears; Travis, a stoic protector guarding more than just secrets; and Celestia, a gamer who uses quick wit to outmaneuver danger. Together, they must navigate the growing horrors of their changed world—facing corrupted creatures, unraveling government conspiracies, and discovering the true purpose of the cosmic comet. But as transformations spiral out of control and the monstrous threat grows, the group begins to uncover the comet’s deeper meaning: the remnants of a dying civilization, desperately reaching out across the stars. Will the secrets they unearth save their fractured world—or doom them all to a fate far worse than extinction?

Armed with a bloodstained naginata and haunted by her brother’s cryptic prophecies, Nima must journey through a world where the gods are dead, hope is hunted, and every answer leads to deeper horrors. But the deeper she digs, the more she uncovers about herself, the origin of the bells, and a song that may rewrite reality—or end it. This is a story of sorrow, steel, and survival. This is the song of the dying world. This is Harrowbell. —WSA 2025 ENTRY—