The Dodomeki of Kumo
In the Hidden Cloud Village, also known as Kumogakure, there is a man who holds the title of Dodomeki.
They say that when he was born and the doctor slapped him to make him cry… he slapped him back.
The doctor still goes to therapy.
They say that when he fell for the first time as a child… the ground was the one that lost out.
Now there's a new ravine that wasn't on any maps.
They say that when he was at the academy, he told the teachers how to teach.
The Raikage had to ask him to raise the teachers' grades.
They say that at the hot springs there are three sections: men, women, and then him.
Because when he goes, none of the men dare to go, and there are too many women.
They say that if an incurable disease appears, he rolls up his sleeves, and the disease becomes curable from fear.
And that was only during the first week of his life!
The Naruto universe and the franchises mentioned belong to their respective creators and companies.
This story does not seek to replace or alter the original works, but rather to pay homage to them through an independent narrative.
Table of contents
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I'm glad you've made it this far!2026-08-25 15:43
- Remember to read it before you start!2026-01-23 22:30
- 1Prologue2026-01-23 22:30
- 2The Kumo Hunt2026-01-23 22:30
- 3Chad Squadron2026-01-26 22:32
- 4Music at night2026-01-30 22:33
- 5Tears of the Desert2026-02-02 22:33
- 6A Matter of Face2026-02-05 22:33
- 7Collect interest2026-02-08 22:33
- 8Scattered Seeds2026-02-13 22:33
- 9Second student2026-02-16 22:33
- 10Arrival in Konoha2026-02-20 22:34
- 11I'm glad you've made it this far!2026-08-25 15:43
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