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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence.

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What does it feel like to wake up and almost get buried alive? Jiang Bai was absolutely terrified. He kicked open the coffin lid—only to come face-to-face with none other than Hu Tao, the eccentric Master of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor. Brought back to the parlor after his miraculous return from the dead, Jiang Bai quickly realized that Hu Tao had very high expectations for him. "One day, the name Jiang Bai, The Soul Ferryman will echo across every corner of Teyvat!" With an impassioned wave of her hand, Director Hu made her grand proclamation. As for Jiang Bai—the overworked and underpaid employee staring at the massive responsibility dumped on him—he was pretty sure he just cracked a tooth biting into that metaphorical pie. --- Note: No prior knowledge of Genshin Impact required! Experience the world of Teyvat from a fresh new perspective. —— Updates: Mon,Thur,Sat To Unlock Bonus Chapters: Reach 30/40/50/100/200/400 Power Stones! 6 Extra Chapters! Reach 800 Power Stones to activate NP! Resets Weekly! [Monday] —— Disclaimer: All rights to the original content belong to their respective creators. Original Name: 胡桃拿我冲业绩 Author: 余溯 —— Advanced Chapters! [patreon.com/WiseTL]
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Douluo Dali: Unrivalled Tang Sect: With Sharingan

What? Tang San’s entire family were evil soul masters? The Spirit Hall was destroyed ten thousand years ago just so Tang San could turn the Douluo Continent into his personal backyard? Impossible—absolutely impossible! If Tang San’s father wasn’t an evil soul master, then how did he manage to defeat three Super Douluos by himself ten thousand years ago? If Tang San and his allies weren’t evil soul masters, how did they cultivate at a rate that far exceeded ordinary people? Their absurd soul ring ratios and secret methods of soul ring enhancement—aren’t those techniques exclusive to the Holy Spirit Church? Back then, the Spirit Hall reached into every corner of the continent to awaken spirits. They clearly knew who was an evil soul master and could eliminate them on the spot. Yet now, evil soul masters lurk everywhere. How do you explain that? And what about the factions that once supported Tang San? The Seven Treasures Glazed Tile Sect, once a peak force, has fallen to second-rate. The Poison Douluo’s clan? Its entire inheritance has vanished. Even the Holy Soul Village—where the Sea God Tang San first awakened his martial spirit—has become nothing but a forgotten relic. Shouldn’t it have become a sacred site? Why did it fade into obscurity? Not to mention the Holy Angel lineage—there hasn’t been a single Titled Douluo from that bloodline in tens of thousands of years. Why? And then there’s Tang San’s so-called “Ten Core Theories of Martial Spirits.” Aside from sounding impressive, are any of them actually true? Weapon-type spirits supposedly couldn’t absorb beast spirit rings—but before those theories, did the Seven Treasures Glazed Tile Sect get their rings by dismantling towers? Did the Clear Sky Sect gather rings by smashing hammers? No… Something’s deeply wrong here.
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