The boring life of god

Hello, my fellow Tsunade enjoyers! Tired of MCs collecting more sharingans than Danzo? Had enough of Uchiha revenge plots and Konoha crush plans? Feeling hopeless because of yet another self-insert, wish-fulfillment garbage? Fear not! This book will recharge your Tsunadium daily! Enjoy real romance and peak comedy. Your favorite tsundere heroine is here! What are you waiting for? Get your Limited Edition today—only for 699 ryo!* Sincerely yours, Kakuzu. *(NO REFUNDS) --- What to expect: Romance+comedy combo, with Tsunade as the female lead. MC is strong from the start but plays a supportive role. Not a system novel, though the MC technically has one. MC is a slacker and a flirt, but there’s no harem. Add to this a slight take on Hokage duties and politics. --- It’s a translation, by the way, but I cleaned it up a bit. All credit goes to the original creators. Upload schedule: 1 chapter a day. If you're looking for the raw title or MTL, check out my pinned review below.

Erlik, the boss of the largest crime syndicate in the modern world, has grown bored of life at the top. Falling into a trap where he knows he will be killed at the age of 90, he meets his end. When he opens his eyes, he finds himself in a fantasy world—back in his 16-year-old body. "Alright then. Let's rise to the top once again."

"You wouldn't believe it if I told you, but I established the Hidden Leaf Village and raised the Uzumaki clan. Oh, no, that's not right—now it should be called the Land of........."

Kiyoshi was different from his peers from early childhood - he was physically stronger. All his senses are much more developed, and all injuries heal much faster. Realizing his superiority over others, he began to use it to the fullest! One day, the guy encounters the supernatural world. And when Kiyoshi learns about his involvement in it, the guy's fate changes dramatically. . . . Author's note: This story is my first book, so the plot and other moments will seem controversial and stupid, please accept and understand my inexperience at that time. Warning - the book contains scenes of violence. The main character has some psychological problems.

Luca, killed by the Demon God, woke up to find himself back on the day the "Eternal Game" launched. At this time, the game has just started, and Earth hasn't turned into a monster's paradise; everything is back to the beginning. Determined not to let the tragedies of his previous life repeat, Luca, armed with ten years of gaming experience, re-enters the world of Eternal, only to awaken the unique SSS-level talent! Starting with maxed charm! As he enters the game, pondering how to enhance his strength. A cold voice suddenly calls out: "Adventurer, wait a moment..."

He died. Not by fate, not by accident, but as collateral in a hunt between beings beyond mortal comprehension. And yet… death was only the beginning. Chosen by a mysterious entity known only as Echo, a sarcastic soul from Earth is offered a chance at a second life. Gifted with ten draws from a divine treasury, he obtains powerful treasures, a rare bloodline, and a mysterious system known as the Limitless System. But what begins as a straightforward reincarnation takes a twisted turn when two dragon inheritances—Thunder and Fire—collide within him. Reborn not as a man, nor as a beast, but as an unknown species—a fusion of human and two True Dragon Inheritences—he awakens in a scorched battlefield beside a dragon egg, unaware that his birth was witnessed by fate itself. After surviving the near-fatal clash of legacies within him, he emerges anew… no longer Zaroth, but Primus Xal’Zaryon Drakonis, a name that shakes the very fabric of mana around him. With his soul, body, and bloodline perfectly harmonized between human and dragon, Primus sets out into an unfamiliar world ruled by ancient clans, dangerous beasts, and kingdoms teetering on the edge of Eternal War. But power always draws attention—and with the secrets of his origin, the Limitless System at his side, and a destiny marked by a Primordial-level Mark of Fate, enemies will rise from shadows unknown. Additional tags: No Incest, No Rape, No Yuri, Harem, No Loli, Succubus, Elf, Angel, Vampire, Cat girls, Dragon Girls, Fox Girls, Monster Girls, Slaves, Princess, Yandere, Righteous Characters, Primordial War, Mana, Transmigration, Devi, Demon, Death, Evolution. Can't think of more clickbaits. My discord- https://discord.gg/3KqCZMfkhr Bonus Chapters Goal: 100 Golden Tickets for One Chapter 300 Power Stones for One Chapter

He was once known as the Azure Dragon of the Nine Skies, peerless in martial prowess, feared across ages, and worshipped by many. But in a devastating incident, his martial soul was shattered, and his cultivation collapsed overnight. Powerless. Forgotten. Hunted. In his darkest moment, he discovers a mysterious artifact: The Ancient Scroll of Fragmented Souls. Inside lies a cultivation method thought to be lost to history. To restore his martial soul, he must bond with soul-compatible women. Each connection unlocks a fragment of his power, skills, techniques, and insights once sealed away. "Soul resonance detected. Martial Soul fragment restored." "Unlocked ability: Celestial Flame Palm." "Qi capacity increased. Martial body evolving..." From cold-blooded assassins and hidden cultivator clans to elite CEOs and modern mystics, powerful women become the keys to his resurrection. But with every bond, a storm brews. Old enemies rise. New rivals emerge. And the world begins to remember the name Azure Dragon, with reverence and with fear. He’s not looking for love. He’s looking to reclaim the throne he once ruled. Charm, fight, conquer. The Nine Skies will kneel once more.

There are times when all it takes is the right voice to help you realize the greatness within to conquer the painful evil without. Uzumaki Naruto's voice of promise turns out to be his... from the future. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Warning: lemons, moral ambiguity, slow development, and harem.

Ling Xi, a bright and ambitious college student, finds herself unexpectedly drawn to Professor Zayn, a renowned doctor and guest lecturer at her university. Their forbidden attraction ignites a passionate flame, leading to a whirlwind of emotions and a secret one-night stand. As Ling Xi grapples with her newfound feelings, she discovers that her admiration for Professor Zayn has blossomed into love. However, their love is fraught with danger, complicated by their vastly different backgrounds and the power imbalance inherent in their student-professor relationship. Zayn, a man of privilege and ambition, faces the scrutiny of his powerful family and the constraints of his social standing. Ling Xi, a young woman with her own dreams and aspirations, must navigate the complexities of her emotions and the potential consequences of their forbidden affair. As their secret unfolds, Ling Xi and Zayn must navigate the complexities of their relationship, finding ways to protect their love while facing the judgment of the world around them. Their journey takes them from stolen moments in secluded corners of the campus to the luxurious confines of Zayn's home, where they must confront the reality of their love and the challenges that stand between them. Will their love be enough to overcome the obstacles in their path? Or will their forbidden affair be lost in the whirlwind of societal expectations and their own conflicting desires? The story of Ling Xi and Zayn is a tale of forbidden love, of passion and desire, of hope and despair, a story that will leave readers breathless, questioning the boundaries of love, and the lengths we go to for the ones we love.

An ordinary man from our world dies a tragic death and awakens on Earth-199999 as Harry Osborn. Instead of surrendering to the pre-determined fate of his new life, our protagonist, now Harry, decides to become something more. Something that represents justice for those deserving, hope for those without it, and fear for those who wish to do harm. _____________________________________________ All rights go to their respective owners, I own nothing except my OCs. I don't translate nor do I 'share' my work, enjoy.