God Bles Transmigration

Shinji Nakamura was just another unappreciated corporate cog with a dying soul and a burning desire to get back into gaming. All he wanted was peace and maybe a second shot at chasing his teenage dreams. Instead, he died the dumbest death imaginable—during a sketchy “snake ritual” at what was supposed to be a gamer initiation. And that was only the the beginning. Now “chosen” by a broken fantasy world. Shinji wakes up in a world full of monsters, magic, and mandatory grind. Armed with unique magic he’s tasked with forming a party and leveling up before the Demon Lord awakens. Unfortunately, his party includes: A washed-up knight who fails at literally everything knight related. An elf slave girl who thinks Shinji is beneath her (and frankly, most sentient life). A bankrupt princess with royal entitlement and no gold, who won’t stop reminding him she was “sold” to his party like some secondhand cabbage. Together, they’ll bicker, bleed, and botch their way through a fantasy world that takes great pleasure in making Shinji’s life as difficult—and ridiculous—as possible.