One Must Imagine Sisyphus Happy

The Heavenly Court's hypocrisy disgusted its creator, the First Venerable. The Second Immortal King of an Era felt a chance at budding love. The Limitless Demon gave its head in chaos, indifferent to Heaven's Cage. The Savage One teemed with joy, finding a new reckless companion. The Blooming Red Lotus exuded a soft fragrance, sending ripples from future to past. And the Bean Stalk's Creator was left in the dust. Theft was its fortune, and the lucky savage shuddered in rage, having its culture shattered. The era of murder and peace was in the past, and chaos ensued anew. Let him dream, let him dream. Let him savor the future droplets of time and the sweetness of Dream's darkest realms. He is the spirit of all filthy beings, and his 'Gu' will seed the essence of Heaven and Earth. *** PS. I suggest joining Discord and accessing the index for this fanfiction, where the chapters in docx/pdf may have spicier images based on the chapters and smut. *** Follow the latest news @ https://discord.gg/2bNNW26DYU *** Support me @ https://subscribestar.adult/fanharem https://www.patreon.com/Fanharem

In the world of talents and superpowers, people awaken a talent varying by ranks around the age of fifteen. Some get their powers early during happy moments, while others unlock them during life-threatening situations. A few unlucky people never awaken any talent at all and become complete outsiders. Solomon awakened exactly on his fifteenth birthday. He received an incredibly rare SSS-rank talent and became famous all over the world. However, three years passed with him trying to figure out his power, but no one could help him understand how to use it. The public quickly turned on him and gave him the nickname 'Strongest Loser'. No guild, corporation, or organization wanted to recruit him despite being an SSS-rank talent holder. One day, when he was on his way home after getting rejected by the last guild in the city, a beggar came to him asking for money. He randomly helped the old beggar, who gave him a dirty paper in return. It was an invitation to the Live Streaming Academy, where only the chosen ones with an invitation could ever enroll. He thought that joining the academy might help him finally be able to use his talent. With no other choice left, Solomon decided to go there and test his luck. That single choice turned Solomon into a legend. He became the most feared for generations to come, and even when centuries passed, no one dared to say his name out loud, and he was only referred to as 'the one who shall not be named'. *** For Every 300 Power Stones = 1 Extra chapter. For every 250 Golden Tickets = 1 Extra chapter. **** Discord Server- https://discord.gg/qdyayS8ewQ

While we knew the events of the second movie, things happened in the Neitherworld that we had no way of knowing. While Lydia and Astrid ended up getting away, the trip to the Neitherworld caused more than one small problem they weren't ready for. They are going to have to trust in the demon that they know and fear, or they won't have a fighting chance. Unfortunately, said demon has been stood up twice, and he isn't happy about her skipping out on his bills. A quick wedding might not be the only answer this time. (Since there aren't any plans for a third movie, or at least it isn't showing promise by it's own creator, I wanted to add my own ending to a trilogy that might not ever be. This takes a lot of the strange things that didn't make a lot of sense between movie 1 and movie 2, and fuses them to give a satisfying ending to my own imaginary third movie. I hope you like it because my head cannons would not shut up and demanded I make this.) BLUESKY: authorserenawalken

Reborn into the brutal world of Naruto, Kenji Sato expected a legendary bloodline or a god-tier Dojutsu. Instead, he awakened the Shameless Sage System—a cheat code that doesn't reward hard work, but rewards absolute degeneracy. In a world defined by war and death, Kenji realizes that dignity is a luxury he can't afford. Want the Rinnegan? You’ll have to streak through the Hokage’s office. Need S-Rank strength? Better prepare your best double-entendres for the nearest Kunoichi. Armed with a "Max-Level Transformation Jutsu" and a philosophy that would make Jiraiya blush, Kenji sets out to rewrite history. From corrupting Naruto into his first disciple to traumatizing Sasuke with the "Secret Backdoor Technique," Kenji turns the shinobi world upside down. He isn't the hero Konoha wanted, but he is the chaos they deserve. Witness the rise of a civilian orphan who grinds his way to the top, proving that in the face of destiny, sometimes the strongest weapon is a lack of shame. This isn't just a ninja story; it’s a masterclass in "Culture." Author’s Note: 30 Advance chapters are available on Patreon. patreon.com/evilUchiha

I just left Dark Souls, and now I’m in Elden Ring. Is this suffering never going to end? Here I am at the Haligtree, right next door to the “gentle” Empyrean, Miquella. I, the Lord of Cinder who once cut down both mortals and gods alike, have somehow become the Promised Consort of the Empyrean? After a while, Nolan Bethel realized the truth. This isn’t some Empyrean at all—it’s clearly the Holy Maiden, St. Trina! And beside her stands the greatest magic teacher, the dignified Lunar Princess, and the eldest of the Ancient Dragons... Fan translation of 穿越交界地的我竟然是初火？ by 神罗小萨

"Immortality? That can be lonely. And in the end, everyone will die. It doesn’t matter what you do to escape it—sooner or later, all shall taste death. It is already written; it’s only a matter of when and how. But glory… glory is the answer. Glory will outlive flesh and bones. Glory is what we should strive for, not immortality." ~~~~ Robin Burton was a young man who grew up with everything anyone could ever hope for: immense talent in cultivation, a sharp mind, and a wealthy family that would stop at nothing to protect and nurture him. He had everything—except the will to make use of it. "Why should I walk the same path as my ancestors? Why must I seek strength just to defeat one rival or compete with another? That is not what I was born for!" --- “…Heh\~” Robin let out a long sigh. “Pursuing power was never my goal. I left my family and secluded myself to escape those pointless struggles for authority. I wanted to explore the universe, and to explore myself first… yet time and again, I was dragged into devastating wars. I wanted to benefit people with my knowledge and immortalize my name, yet worlds fell and hundreds of billions died because of me. Ironic, hah?”

[Would you like to sign-in, Host?] "Yes, please." [Congratulations, Host, on obtaining a condo in Blue Valley residential complex, $100,000, Maserati GranTurismo. You received....] [Host, the money has been transferred to your account and the apartment's documents, and car key are in the system's inventory...] *** This message was what changed Liam's life forever. From being a nobody who was struggling through the murky and stormy waters of life, to the wealthiest and the most powerful person on the planet. And throughout all realities? This begins the adventurous journeys of Liam Scott. *** Disclaimer: 'My Ultimate Sign-in System Made Me Invincible' is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. This book may reference real companies and organizations, but these references are for narrative purposes only and are not intended to depict actual conduct or involvement of these entities. The use of these names and references is not meant to harm, defame, or discredit these companies or organizations. *** Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EAZWYqQ36j

"After my death, I got isekai'd in a world of devils, angels and monsters lol.. Oh, and apparently I have ice powers which are totally useless in combat since I died again. Luckily, I'm alive thanks to a redhead with big tits making me her slave." I do not own this cover so don't sue me.

Alex didn’t ask for a second life. But he’s definitely not complaining. In a world where women outnumber men, and loneliness is far more common than love, he finds himself surrounded by attention and affection he never had before. Warm smiles. Lingering touches. Quiet moments that slowly turn into something more. A slow life. A comfortable life. The kind of life Alex once dreamed of back on Earth. One where bonds grow naturally…and nothing is rushed. At least, that’s how it starts. Because beneath the soft moments and growing connections, something in this world feels… off. And the deeper he gets involved... The harder it becomes to walk away. After all… The goddess who brought him here didn’t do it out of kindness. She had a reason. And it’s not one she’s willing to tell him. ------------------->-

The future present is wordy...