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Undead Inconvenience

_Kerry_Fisher_
When the NHS flu jab accidentally reanimates the dead, civilisation doesn’t collapse so much as become *deeply inconvenient*. Oliver Finch — 27, unemployed, and aggressively average — wakes up to discover he’s been assigned a Class. **SPEARBEARER.** He doesn’t own a spear. He does, however, own a mop. As slow, politely shuffling zombies begin queuing outside Greggs, Ollie and four equally awkward strangers are nudged together by a mysteriously dramatic “System” that seems less interested in heroism and more concerned about retail stability. Armed with reinforced broom handles, overengineered barricades, and an alarming amount of duct tape, they must defend a small Devon retail park from relentless, mildly damp undead — and, worse, local council bureaucracy. The apocalypse has arrived. It’s organised. And it would like everyone to maintain proper spacing.
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