Hi, We're Zodiac Warriors

We advocate gender equality over here. Smut for both boys and gals :D —————— Hi, Alex, I'm Angela, you remember me, right? Oh no, no, I am talking to you. Please don't believe I'm talking to anyone else. I was once just a typical finance student who hates her life and hates everyone else's life even more. But on March 30th, They found me, and on March 31st, I was recruited as one of the twelve Zodiac Warriors. No, not zodiac signs. Chinese Zodiacs, based on twelve different creatures. I received the emblem of the Dragon, by a specific someone too paranoid to reveal themselves to me. But I'm not complaining, because my powers includes a shapeshifter that obeys my every whim. What are my duties? Rifts to another dimension open up occasionally, and the Zodiac Warriors are the ones maintaining the barrier, preventing both dimensions from an all-out war. Oh, and stop crimes like a friendly neighbour Spiderman, I guess. —————— What's good, Amelda? Oh, you don't remember me? Yes, yes, it's you I'm talking to, I'm Ivan. On March 30th, a mysterious cloaked Them found me, and They blessed me with superpowers on March 31st: the emblem of the GOAT. Fuck! A goddamn wish come true it was! Especially since my powers include a shapeshifter, who can literally shift into the objectively most sexually attractive woman. Did I abuse my powers because of that? Of course I did, what the hell? Tell me you wouldn't, go on, tell me. She literally obeys my every whim, it's not my fault to get freaky... My duty? I don't really care much about that. I only do what a specific someone orders me to do because I work with 小龙女 (translates to Little Dragon Lady, pronounced Xiao Loong Nü), and she needs her 杨过 (pronounced Yang Guo). Didn't get the reference? Well, can't blame ya, it's about a famous Chinese story. Don't tell her but, sometimes I tell my shapeshifter to transform into her, and we... we... uh... Damn it, just read my story.