[Why use an electric baton???]
[Yeah, why an electric baton? Don't they have guns? And grenades, why not use those?]
[Tough skin and thick flesh won't cut it with explosives, unless you feed it into their stomach and detonate from inside.]
[But you still shouldn't use an electric baton!]
[Humph! Our Cabbage King's electric baton isn't your run-of-the-mill baton!]
[You guys just can't stand our Cabbage! One moment you complain Cabbage is dragging the team down, the next you gripe about Cabbage being pretentious. Now you're even trashing Cabbage for picking up an electric baton! Is it that hard to admit someone else's excellence?]
[New Cabbage fan here; although I don't get this move, I've been proven wrong too many times before, so I'll continue to support Cabbage! Keep it up, little Cabbage! I can take it!]
[Keep it up! Keep wildin'! We can all take it!!!]
[Please be rational in worshipping celebrities, and eat melons civilly (mind your own business).]