Chapter 11!
"YOU….WILL…ALL…LOSE…. TO….ME….."
Each word was given an emphasis and it was like a fire that boiled the blood of those who heard it.
They were Apex Champions of their arena, fighting in a life or death battles for countless of times, but this baby, this newborn bastard was treating them like a trash.
'I will let you have a taste of what you have been looking for!,' they all vowed to themself. Some silently but most were roaring. Confidence was oozing in the air right now with all this Apex Champions.
"I will crush you and I will enslave the rest of your clan to become the servants of my slave!"
"Your bones will be powered in my own hands!"
"I will have your soul burning for eternity with my curse!"
"You will die!"
"You will pee before me with fright!"
"You will beg pardon and mercy like a coward without dick!"
"You will cry !"
Cursing and shouting filled the air, even the whole planet Bookish seemed to shake with the fury of these taunted Apex Champions!
Better Dick, even though he is just a baby no more than a day old yet, is like a tank who have the taunt ability. You know like those mentioned in gaming light novels where the tank attracts the aggro of the boss and minions. Baby Better Dick's mouth is his crowd control ability, that foul mouth that a baby should never possess yet was already present in him. It might be that he possessed such a dark soul, so dark and so evil, so capable of any sinister act!
PAUSE!
"What in the whole fucking shit are you writing author? Are you getting so dumb or something? What's with all that evil description of me? Are you turning me into the evil in my own story? Really? You thought I would never noticed that? Erase that part and write it again! Do you understand me or I will bang your head into that rotten keyboard of your?!"
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"Part of what? Huh?"
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"Tire of what? Tired of breathing? You are already tired of living? Huh?! is that what you want to say?"
[ No please, I am so sorry. Let me finish what I am going to say first! I..]
"Go ahead, finish what you want to say!"
[ Then why did you interrupt me? JJHKJjkJK hhhhk GFGFGHQ Okay! I am sorry. What I was trying to say is that I am tired of reading a saintly main characters. You know, they are so overpowered yet they are not one bit arrogant. They don't even fight back against enemies they can easily crush! If I will have that much of power you have right now, I will be so arrogant and overbearing and everything. ]
"You know what, it's a good thing you are not the main character here! Who knows how evil you would be if you become one! I am arrogant, yes! With all that power, why play the humble pie but there is a difference between arrogant and evil. Do you get it?"
[ But.. but.. but…]
" But what? Say it! I command you! "
[ Bu… But..But th..there is only a fine line that separates arrogance from evilness. You can cross the other side without much effort. So I thought you are already an evil with all that arrogance of yours. ]
" Good reasoning, but you are ruining the story with all that inset comment of yours. The readers are waiting for the exciting part of my battle against a thousand Apex Champions. It's not good to let the grace wait. Let me fight now! Write it all beautifully!"
[ Okay, as you command it. * respectful bow at the keyboard* ]
" Good, very good. You are learning who is the true boss here! "
PLAY!
And then, there he is! Standing at the flying platform, the baby Better Dick was the winner versus the one thousand Apex Champions!
PAUSE!
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The baby Better Dick was fuming at the author right now. It is so scary, that the author's hands was shdjhas shaking as he is typing right now.
"What the fuck is that author? Are you fucking kidding me? How did it all happened in a sudden huh? You just showed my victory, not the process of getting achieving it! You madafaking bits! Why are you such a lazy writer? You write it down, describe my battle against the thousand Apex Champions beautifully! "
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" Any more of that or I will thoroughly smash your head! "
PLAY!
"Your bones will be powered in my own hands!"
"I will have your soul burning for eternity with my curse!"
"You will die!"
"You will pee before me with fright!"
"You will beg pardon and mercy like a coward without dick!"
"You will cry !"
All the Apex Champions was burning angry at the baby. Especially those who are from number 3 to 1002.
Is this baby shit really underestimating us? Is he really dumb or something? What sort of dumb-ass image is he looking at the mirror with?
And as if baby Better Dick can hear their thoughts, which he really can. His voice from inside the cage thundered again.
" I know what all of you were thinking. Don't worry about me. You should be worrying about yourself. I am actually giving the respect each of you deserve by letting only a thousand per batch fight me, in that way I still have 50 rounds to fight. Please understand, I am humbling myself by only fighting a thousand of you. That is actually very easy for me. I am humble not arrogant. Please, those who have the number 3 to 1002, please get up here already. " baby Better Dick announced to those who are in line to fight him.
The rest was frozen, most spat out a mouthful of blood. Is this baby for real? Really? Not underestimating yet he wants to fight against a thousand of us, each having the strength of Apex Champions! Is he crazy or something?
Ten thousand of them can conquer the lower heaven or the first hell kingdom with 100% certainty!
Now there is 5 times of that number here, and they could confidently storm the highest heaven or the deepest hell with confidence of 100% success in conquering it, yet this newborn bastard dared to underestimate them all?
"You are so fucking daring you ignorant bastard!" They all cried in unison.
"Come already, or I will be thinking that all of you are afraid of me!" taunts the baby voice from the transparent cage.
"You fucking die! Who are you calling coward huh?! You will die!'
"You are going to hell!" said one of the few angels present.
"Go to heaven! And suffer there!" cried another demon.
" You better not run! You better not cry! "
Baby Better Dick was comfortably watching from the flying platform. A roaring mob was charging at him, their shouts filling the air with curses and echoing the whole land with shock waves.
'It seems that we need a better cage to fight this time, this one is surely small. They might have some excuses if they are crushed here without much resistance. There will be some who will surely cry that the arena is too small, too crowded, I can't move an arm, I can't cast my spell, I cannot maneuver well. Better to anticipate the problem that might arise later,' Better Dick thought to himself as he was waving his small hands. He was casting to make the transparent spherical cage larger. He have made it earlier to contain the destruction of the fights. If it was not present, his first fight against Maldog the Conqueror would have cracked the planet Bookish into half. And his later fight against the angel Gabriel the Executioner would have turn the planet into pieces. And surely if he is not going to strengthen the cage this time, the atom would be turned into a plasma itself.
So he waved his hands, actually it doesn't need any movement from him but staying still isn't cool to read or see. So he waved his arms in splendid manner, following some complicated dance of elbow, wrist and fingers.
The cage was growing thicker, also expanding to a hundred times its previous size but the lower half still is open.
From the opening, the thousand Apex Champions was pouring in. They were all crying blood lust war cries!
Some were flying, others have hopped from the ground. Others were riding beast and mounts, others have conjured some objects and images to carry them up.
It was a thousand Apex Champions, fighters who have dominated their own arena and have beaten countless foes before! The air was torn into tornadoes with all the killing intent and aura they are emitting right now. There was howling in the air and any normal being or objects would die a gruesome death with the pressure from their aura!
"So you are all here," baby Better Dick was rubbing his palms together, clearly excited with what is going to happen. "Before we begin, anyone wants to get out?"
The questions draws out murmurs and cursing, who the fuck he thinks he is?
" So very good, I was not expecting all of you to be this brave in front of me. Anyway, before we start, receive first the gift from me as I have promised earlier!", baby Better Dick sent out a smile to everyone. It was cool and carefree smile.
A white wave of milky light expand from Better Dick. He was the source of it. It hit everyone inside the cage. It surprised them but nobody raised out a hand to shield themselves, each was confident they are capable of handling it.
But it wasn't an attack from Better Dick.
It was a buff. A times five increase of their ability and skills. They were x5 stronger right now, and to begin with, they already possess earth shattering and heaven conquering strength already!
Those who specialized in speed can toy with the light and still outrun it with not much of trouble!
Their spells and curses were 5 times more lethal and powerful right now!
Then baby Better Dick nerf himself ten times from his original capability.
Five thick braces materialize in each his hands and feet. They have immeasurable weight and it absorb his power! Every second wearing it will drain him huge amount of strength and power!
It is also restricting his movement, like a light getting captured by the gravity of a blackhole! Only this time, it is a hundred times more powerful than ten thousand blackholes!
Feeling the extreme excitement boiling in him, baby Better Dick cannot help but let out a sweetest smile. He was really feeling it from his soul.
" So now, let's begin!" baby Better Dick cried out the challenge.
The shadow of a thousand might descended upon him like a hungry mouth of ferocious beast!