I'm gonna be straight with you people i can't Write so sure this book will be titled porn book cuz idk how to change the name but its staying so ha. Got off point there but this book is just gonna be a huge ass joke could be porn eventually you'll find out if you read this amazing book.


Also if you get offended with the title of the chapters im sorry don't mean to offend you. 

eat a egg before reading

haha lube time you filthy hookers get fucked still no porn yet could be eventually but you never know. i find it funny how this book has 2.5k views. do people believe from the Title that theres actually porn in this book. jokes on you theres not. apple Sauce 


Chapter 9 - lotion play