It's a sunny day on a beach
Having a peach flavored drink
LA LA LA LA
My name is love and I hate hate
I'm a happy dove singing on the sunrise
La LA LA LA
I'm so happy in love
Du du du du du du LA LA
Hahaha this is me I mean the old me with those crappy feelings which probably you would've found me cringe cause yeah as weird as it sounds it's your girl sadness. I know weird name but I gave it to myself especially after all those heartbreaking love stories that I've experienced. Yeah I know you'd probably ask yourself how come this cold hearted girl is saying she was sweet and all this is were I give you a scenario of how I started writing those sad poems which one of my stupid classmates readed them aloud in class. Before that let me properly introduce myself.
My name is zandile and I'm from South Africa a place where being mean is being cool which is why most people wanted to be friends with me after my transformation from being a sweetheart to being this cold blooded creature. And I'm a 16 year old girl yeah I know right it gets crazier the more you hear about it. I've always been a love fan , watched romantic movies ,listen to love songs and also always advised people to be themselves and always express themselves fully especially when it came to love because love was the best feeling to experience at least that's what I thought back then.
Everything changed when I started dating and I know you might judge me but honestly speaking sisters anginandaba [I don't care] but here is my story I wish I could say dary but that's for people born with idiotic virus in their system. Lol just kidding Anyways I'm a 16 years who's a high schooler and then I have 10 friends 5 are younger and 5 are older than me . And there's no need for me to say their names since they don't matter that much hey besides the pretty girl must be noticed even for her change of hurt aww I feel like crying now, nah I'm just kidding crying is for new born babies anyways I feel like I've been saying anyways too much so from now we'll just go with as I was saying that sounds way professional for a young girl like me nah let me just call myself a lady in black hahaha that sounds much better even though black is for creepy people and people who visit graves at night. Speaking of graves I took one of my uncles shoes yesterday in his grave I mean Don't blame me you can't let a dead man wear a R50 000 shoe like I could use the money for a lot of things hahaha don't tell his wife she might get pissed hahaha.
So going back to my story even saying that makes me sound like I'm from the 80s yoh where is 50 cent cause I need a that 50 cent for a taxi okay joking now I'm being very serious at this point.
Before my 16th birthday I met this cute guy at school even though his face was filled with acne like a lunch bar, he was thin like a toothpick and also his hands looked like he came out of big foot wow I know it's like I don't have a type at all as pretty as I am who would date big foot like bro even the babies would come out all large and yeah I'd be breastfeeding a giant and which would mean my n*pples would come off yikes thinking of the whole situation is a disaster.
So yeah where was I uhm yeah big foot we went out on a date and I was soo hungry and instead of buying me a lovely meal guess what he bought me amanqina [ chicken feet] after spending the whole entire day hungry with him just to eat that na and also even I make them better than he did so he was the worst i cried back home like a dramatic Lil baby and wrote a sad poem of lies and left it on my desk on purpose the next day so that they can tease this guy of what he did to me but instead they were clapping hands for him ugh the way I was pissed I wanted to squash his face yet already being a lunch bar suits him better than it seems so I just told myself nah he ain't worth it .