What's scarier than Lightning blocking the door and swearing at you is the Minotaur Aunt's broom. But even more terrifying than that is a bunch of women gossiping about you during beauty treatments—their destructive power far surpasses Negris' relentless nagging.
Someone says you like women, and immediately others speculate you like strong women. Soon, a detailed analysis emerges, claiming you like women who are strong, followed by counterarguments suggesting you might prefer strong female pig-headed creatures. Then, a heated debate ensues about whether pig-headed creatures have human bodies and pig heads or pig bodies with human heads. Finally, the conclusion is drawn: you like sow-people.
When you hear this news, you're totally baffled. What the heck? Sow-people exist in this world?
