He lay on the bed, clinging to it as if for dear life, and hollered, "Wife, your bed is so comfy!"
Di Jinxuan ignored him, pondering how to efficiently kick him out.
But the guy shamelessly writhed on the bed, howling, "Wife, your bed smells so good."
"I've decided to sleep at your place every night from now on; I've fallen in love with your bed."
"Of course, what I love most is you."
"Wife, come over here. Let's sleep together."
Di Jinxuan poured a cup of water and walked over, glancing at him sideways. Before she could speak, the guy suddenly chimed in with, "Wife, I think we should be honest with each other. Since you've seen all of me, shouldn't I also show you all of myself? It's only fair, right?"
Di Jinxuan's lips curled in a noncommittal smile, "Mr. Nangong, I appreciate the thought, but there's no need for reciprocity, you—"
Before she could finish, her eyes widened and she was struck dumb.
