You still here? Darn, I was hoping to spare you the trouble this bird has been bringing up, but I guess I'll have to make due with what I got and tell you how the first meeting went.
Flashback to 30 minutes earlier.
In some random alley because that isn't weird at all.
Some drunk person starts to see a bright light. He thinks it's an alien so he runs away, but it's something worse. . . . A teenager with a huge migrane in a attire reminiscent of a Dark Signer, just no black eyes and decently sharp teeth. A young, around 5-10 in feet, not muscular but slightly better looking than the average teenager with black hair with orange stripes. Our protagonist, and the bird, who starts off their first meeting with a.
Aslla Piscu-FINALLY, FREEDOM!
Sky-Jeez please don't scream, wait where are you? Are you Aslla Piscu?
Aslla Piscu-Wait, what? A human? HAH A HUMAN HOST ALREADY, take that Uru, better than me, what a joke. *Prepares to do evil monolog*
Sky-Ok gotta stop you there, you aren't even questioning where you are and you are not in control of anyone.
Aslla Piscu- *thundering voice* Who do YOU think you are to speak to me in such a man- Wait your right, I- I- I can't control you?!
Sky-No you cannot, so I suppose you weren't told but we are now stuck together and you can't control me or absorb the souls of innocents by being summoned or what not. And there's no Signers in this world. To my knowledge that is.
Aslla Piscu-. . . What do you mean? I am Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu, THE STRONGEST CARD IN THE WORLD, EVEN THE UNIVERSE. And you are telling me, I am stuck with some teenage kid with no problems or want for revenge, with none of my powers?
Sky-I umm, yeah basically.
Aslla Piscu-What sorcery is this, I was defeated by that Jack dip-
Sky-HEY NO CURSING!
Aslla Piscu-Wha- ok ok fi- NO WAIT I am the one who calls the shots here!
Sky-Sorry pal, my body my rules, also please stop screaming your giving me a migraine.
Aslla Piscu-No but, I-I am the strongest card in the universe, our creators made us to defeat the Signers, I- where are the rest of us and where are we?
Sky-All I know is some ROB felt pity for me, decided to put me stuck with you, and apparently other reincarnators will be in this time-line or something. Also please stop talking, I seriously need to process this.
Aslla Piscu-STOP TELLING ME TO BE SILENT HUMAN. I AM THE STRON-
Sky-Yeah yeah, shut up. Ok ok, so this is a different reality or universe made after Yu-Gi-Oh ARC-V and I am stuck with a egotistical bird who can't shut up. He the ROB mentioned being in during the events of ARC-V but not sure if that means exactly when it happens or time ahead of it happening.
Aslla Piscu-What in the Netherealm are you talking about? Who's Rob? And what is ARC-V? Yu-Gi-Oh? Who even are you?!
Sky-UGH I SAID QUIET!
*Silent bird noises*
Sky-Thank you, I'll answer what I can ok. So first off, you are from a videogame. Not real, an anime. Fiction or something. Not realistic.
Aslla Piscu-What? What do you mean I'm not real? What's an anime? Or a videogame?
Sky-You are based off something and are not real, but now you are because ROB decided to do it. Also a ROB is some Random Ominecent Being or something, very powerful idk.
Aslla Piscu-What- What are you even saying? I-D-K?
Sky-Of course, a bird that doesn't know modern age meanings. There are no sacrifices made to appease gods, there's no Signers (I can't tell him or. . . her? I can't speak of Jack in his world, or else he won't shut up, guess I'll say it when the time is right.). And also there's other things aside from Synchro summoning now.
Aslla Piscu-. . . *Insert bird version of what*
Sky-Yes yes stop screaming. I know it's crazy but there's more now. Luckily the one I don't know isn't here soo I'll just say them quickly. So there's Fusion, Synchro, Xyz and now there's gonna be pendulum summoning.
Aslla Piscu-What is life now, I was the most powerful card in the universe, ALL of reality and now, I've been stripped of my powers and stuck to some human rambling nonsense about some Pen due slums summoning? And some Phew Shun? Who what or when did these things come?
*Bird contemplating life*
'Meanwhile'
Yuya-So Zuzu, what are you gonna do after school today? I was thinking finally getting some more people to join You-Show.
Zuzu-Well I was gonna go talk to Gong about something but he had to reschedule, some drunk man screamed aliens so he went to check it out. Said, "Tell Yuya Gong the Man is gonna check what this Man saw, if they are aliens then they will take me and not my friends". Kind hearted but not exactly very realistic, aliens, what's next? Alternate realities or universes for the summoning methods?
Yuya-Hahahah, yeah Gong is not exactly the brightest but he is the best friend we can possibly have. Even if he doesn't go to You-Show, his support is appreciated for sure.
Zuzu-Yeah. . . . *Stares at Yuya*
Yuya-Well let's go and see if there's anyone willing to join You-Show yeah.
Zuzu- *Startled* OH yeah, sure.
And they both run off.
'Meanwhile. . . again'
Gong Pov-
Man, why is this alien so hard to find? I need to find it to see if it is gonna kidnap these young Man's. If it does I need to stop it before it gets to my Man Yuya. This alleyway is very long. . . Wait what's that noise?
*Gong peeks on a corner*
Stranger-STUPID BIRD SHUT UP AND LET ME THINK! I am tired of you saying how awesome you are, I get it but jeez SHUT THAT BEAK!
Gong-(This kid must be crazy, oh wait it's a kid. Maybe that drunk person was wrong. Or maybe. . . . THIS KID IS THE ALIEN!) HEY ALIEN STOP RIGHT THERE!
Pov change to Sky
Strange buff sounding voice-HEY ALIEN STOP RIGHT THERE!
Sky-What now.
Strange buff sounding person-Alien I won't let you take control of my friends or kidnap them! I challenge you to a duel!
Sky-(Dear God. It's Gong, I can't fight him. I forgot what his deck even was! Also alien? Is it because of my Hispanic heritage? Oh I am so gonna make him pay)
Aslla Piscu-You know you sound stupid right?
Sky-(YOU CAN EVEN HEAR MY THOUGHTS?!)
Aslla Piscu-Yeah, and you look like an idiot and also that monster over there looks like it thinks it found you out. Also what's an Alien?
'What will happen next? Find out in the next episode of nothing because this is a fan fiction and you will find out when I'm not lazy and write another chapter.'