I let out a long sigh, my shoulders slumping as I floated, taking deep breaths.
Once I get rid of this disgusting parasite, I promised myself, staring down at my hands, I'll come clean and confess to the police. It's the right thing to do. I did just help a bunch of terrorists, after all.
[BOOOOOOO! Shut the fuck up! The system hates a pompous bitch! Stop whining and embrace the dark side, you slut!]
"I'm not pompous, and I'm not a bitch!" I hissed out loud, crossing my arms in the empty air.
"Hey! You up there! Get down here right now!"
I blinked, looking down below at the sidewalk. What does this guy want?
I floated down toward the street until my sneakers touched the pavement. Wait a minute. I floated down?
I was so distracted by the stupid system that I forgot I shouldn't be flying! The use of a quirk without a pro hero license was illegal!
"Are you stupid, kid?!" the officer yelled, stepping closer. "Using a quirk in a public space? You should've known better! Put your hands behind your back, you're under arrest!"
I gulped loudly.
[BWAHAHAHA! Oh my god, imagine if THIS is the reason Shigaraki kills you! Because you got caught using your quirk like an idiot and failed to infiltrate UA! I'll miss you, Host!]
My face turned red. "S-shut up," I muttered.
"Um, officer, sir?" I started, softening my voice. I nervously swayed my body, the fat, jiggly meat stretched across my tiny shorts shifting and clapping softly under the thin fabric. "Please... could you just let me go? Just this once? I promise I'll never do it again."
The cop stammered, his eyes slowly going across my slim body, onto my childbearing hips and the massive, overstuffed mounds of flesh threatening to burst out of my shorts. He gulped.
"W-what..." the cop mumbled, his voice suddenly hoarse. "What are you trying to do here?"
I gulped too. Wait, what am I trying to say? "I... what am I trying to say? I just meant-"
[YEEEEEEESSSS! The host is finally going to get laid! Spread that fat, jiggly whore-ass and take your punishment!]
The cop's hands squeezed down on my ass. SQUEEZE. His hands grabbed onto the thick, squishy meat of my rear, his fingers digging into my fat cheeks.
"Hey! What are you-"
RIIIP!
He didn't even bother pulling my shorts down normally. He yanked them down so hard the waistband tore, exposing my ass as I squeaked.
SLAM!
He shoved me hard against the hood of his police cruiser. The metal pressed against my chest.
"Today is my first day on the job," the cop breathed heavily. "God... I fucking love being a cop."
I whimpered, my hands gripping the hood of the car as I heard the sound of a zipper. ZIIIIP. He was pulling out a massive, thick, throbbing piece of meat. He hawked a glob of spit onto the tip of his huge penis, pressing the wet head right against my tight, virgin asshole.
Wait! He didn't even check! He didn't even question me being a guy! At least react to the fact that I have a dick, you blind assho-
SLAAAAAM!
My thoughts melted. He shoved his massive dick up my ass, burying the huge, thick head of his cock straight into my asshole with zero warning.
"URGGHHH!" I screamed, my eyes rolling to the back of my head. A thick string of drool slipped past my lips, pooling on the hood of the car as he immediately started slamming in and out of my ass.
PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP!
He didn't even give me a second to adjust. He started slamming in and out of my tight hole, pounding my ass like a jackhammer. The force of his thrusts sent shockwaves of fat rippling across my massive, jiggling dump truck.
"Guh... I'm not...!" the cop grunted. "I'm not letting a little slut like you off lightly! You're gonna take every single inch of this!"
"Nnngh! Ah! Ahhh! Oh god! F-fuck! Yes!" I groaned, tears streaming down my face as I took his massive cock up my ass. The pleasure was unreal, melting my brain into mush. Every time he slammed in made me moan, every thrust melted my brain.
SMACK!
His hand slapped my left cheek, leaving a red handprint on my flesh.
I moaned loudly, panting and gasping, trying to breathe. "AH! O-oh GOD! AhHHn!" I moaned, as he increased his pace, fucking me senseless.
My toes curled in my sneakers. I was a whimpering mess, groaning as his thick rod stretched me to my limits.
[FINALLY! YES! YES! YES! If I could, I would be crying tears of joy! TAKE THAT COCK, HOST!]
His hands gripped my fat, bruised cheeks roughly, spreading them as wide as they could go.
"Fucking... tight... little... whore!" the cop grunted and rammed his full length in, burying himself balls deep.
"HGGGGH!" he roared.
I felt it. A hot and thick load of semen shot into my bowels. He pumped me full, shooting load after load of his love juice deep inside me. I whimpered, my eyes crossing as my body went limp against the police car, destroyed by the orgasm.
SQUELCH.
The officer slowly pulled out. He wiped a layer of sweat off his forehead, breathing heavily as he looked down at my slutty gaping asshole.
SLAP!
He gave my right cheek one final smack. "Unbelievable," he muttered to himself, zipping up his pants and walking away as if nothing had happened.
[S-E-M-E-N! SEMEN! YAY!]
[Ding! Host has unlocked the 'Dirty Cop' outfit! Ding! You have several new reward options available!]
The notifications chimed, but I just laid there, drooling, a thick trail of the cop's cum slowly leaking out of my abused hole and dripping down my thigh.
[Hello? Host? Anyone in there? Knock, knock?]
I didn't blink. I just let out a brainless giggle, my eyes crossed as I whimpered.
[PFFFFT! Hahahahaha! Holy shit, that cop literally fucked your brains out.]
[Well, since you're completely out of it right now... I'm bored. Let me look at all these new features I just unlocked for you.]
The screen scrolled through a list.
[Hmm. This looks cool. Oh you're gonna be so pissed when you wake up.]