"S sound, s sound! Esteemed Spectators tors tors tors!"
Just as I was about to show my stats, the man in the shiny fabric suit who took the stage interrupted.
"Our public concert scheduled for today has been canceled due to various reasons. Certain powers that do not want our artists to meet with the public have prevented the fathers from meeting with you."
Right, things are slowly getting exciting, let's see how they wrap this up because the crowd started moving toward the stage.
"You honorable bastards, are you mocking us?"
"We'll tear this place down, we'll burn everything!"
They started throwing whatever they had in their hands at the stage; there's no chance the security guards standing behind the barricade can stop them. Just as I was settling in to enjoy the show, that unfortunate announcement came.
"There they are; the men of the casino barons, the cassette mafia. The concert isn't being held because they came here and did that thing!"
