Our white boy didn't really have any special tricks up his sleeve, but man, did he have a bottomless health bar! We hit him and money poured out, we hit him and money poured out. I beat on him so long my arms went numb. On the way back, we focused heavily on this, though obviously some of us had other agendas on our minds too.
"What a beast this Facebook turned out to be! People looking to ditch their spouses and kids just threw themselves in here; fortune-tellers, spiritual gurus, the newly rich, the aggressive types, they're all here! Everyone picks on the boomers, but these types are just as bad!"
Toraman must have been overwhelmed by the intense attention he received inside. Since he possessed a rather auntie-friendly physique, he didn't exactly have an easy time of it.
"One way or another, we survived the first tunnel, guys. How about it, are the buffs we bought pulling their weight?"
