"Thank God I drew the aggro of a rookie lynch mob member. He wrapped the buckled end of his belt around his hand; it's blatantly obvious this is going to be his first rodeo. Since that's the case, I should enrich this priceless experience for him; let's see if he likes the taste of a solid hook landing dead center on his temple.
After slightly bending my knees, I pivoted on one foot and dropped the hammer utilizing every ounce of momentum I generated. Man, it landed flush; my target is flying straight down the trajectory I set for him.
Without breaking my stance for a second, I sprung to the opposite side and unleashed another hook. I am not having any trouble finding targets; they are throwing themselves right at me. Bobbing and weaving left and right while holding my position, they finally realized what hit them only after I chained five consecutive strikes, but it's way too late for them!
