Lex felt some pity for the poor worker left to explain almond, coconut, oat and other types of milk to an angry bovine Dao Lord, but this was not something he wanted to get involved in personally. The absurdity also extended to the fact that even cows had Dao Lords but humans didn't, yet Lex didn't dwell on that.
Instead, he focused on checking up on all of the tavern services and facilities. As long as there weren't any problems specifically, he decided to leave things alone.
One would think that after the common services, such as a bar, gift shop, hot tub room and chamber of secrets, there wouldn't be much else left to offer Dao Lords as a service. They would be wrong.
