I walked towards the sect mission hall with Rem and Ram, my left arm around Rems waist and my right arm around Ram's waist, I got a bunch of glares by some of the other sect disciples. but I ignore them completely, I'm incredibly happy right now. the first thing we do is go to the front desk and I ask,
"Hello, Elder, How do I claim a mission?" with a happy smile on my face.
He doesn't even look at me as he points towards a massive tower in the middle of the plaza. "Connect your Chi to the monolith and interact with it like you would your sect-computer."
I started to sort through the billions of requests.
--One hour later--
Ram grabs my attention accidentally with the strangest words i never expected to come out of one of their mouths. "Holy shit does this mean anime is just accidental precogs screwing around?! This is my literal favorite anime and it's listed as a mission!"
I stare at Ram incredulously. "Oh, Ram, When were you isekai'd? Wait, wern't you born there?"
She freezes in place and after a few seconds lets out a big sigh. "Yeah, we were reincarnated on that shitty world."
She looks me in the eyes, "We were going to tell you, but we didn't really know how to bring it up."
Rem just nods, looking sad. "I will understand if you don't want to see us a--"
I put my finger on her lips and say. "None of that. I can't say I love either of you, but I can say with complete certainty, that you are both irreplicable and I can definitely see myself loving both of you in the future."
they begin to tear up and I hug them both, as they clutch onto me for dear life.
after a few minutes they calm down they both give me the most beautiful smile in the world, and I feel like I'm the luckiest guy in the multiverse.
---
Elsewhere, Grand Elder Good Fortune On Heavens Vine, the pervy Samsara daolord, sneezes. He is in fact the luckiest man in the multiverse due to his ability to control the dao of luck and fortune.
"Ah, young love." He mutters, happily while being a creepy voyeur.
---
I feel a shiver down my spine, and I don't know why. Rem and Rem stare towards a certain mountain and both shudder in disgust.
"Yeah, we'll take the mission you picked. what does it say?"
"King Yemma of underworld-3671-⊗Ψα-YYH1 Is seeking an assistant to help his wayward son, Koenma for 1-3 years. Requesting stage one Zhifu Disciples and above to assist in training a Spirit Detect. Will not pay for the services of anyone above the 10th stage of the primal Daoist Level or higher. I don't want someone breaking the world while trying to save it. Signed, King Yemma of underworld-3671-⊗Ψα-YYH1. each party member will be paid 200 sect credits and 50 high grade spirit stones per day, Contract will automatically End in 1 year and will be renewed upon request. I expect some weak Demons will try to break into the vault of Spirit world within 3 days of this request. Bonus for apprehending them before they succeed."
Rem frowns, "This was posted 4 days ago, so it's probably too late for us to stop them from stealing the mirror, the sword, and the soul sucking ball thing..."
"Let's take it anyway." I say,
Ram nods Excitedly"I'm going to be in my favorite anime oh my gosh!"
I hear a chime and our mission details are immediately turned into a slip of paper, along with a letter that says "To Koenma open and read upon Receipt from Contracted Helpers." on the envelope.
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We approach the teleportation gate, and hand the slip to the Person sitting at the desk. "First timers, eh?" He says, "First teleports are a doozie, but you won't have a problem given your cultivation levels."
He frowns, "I was looking forward to seeing a few first timers puke today, guess it ain't you."
His frown turns into a smile as he leads us to the teleportation gate. He hands us 3 badges, and stands on the gate, as we see a female attendant take his place. He starts drawing formations in the air and a bright light engulfs us.
"Good luck on your mission." He says, as our vision comes back, and he disappears a moment later. I place the badge that says, "Netherworld Top Consultant Agent and crisis specialist." on it with my face on it and my name imprinted on the bottom. I look at Rem and Ram and they have similar ones except it says.
"Netherworld Special Consultant, Supreme Oni twins, Rem."
and-
"Netherworld Special Consultant, Supreme Oni twins, Ram."
I'm glad they we didn't take Emelia with us; she would surely hate this.
we start moving forward and we approach a pair of double doors, an alarm starts sounding. A high pitch voice sounding like the English dub version of Koenma sounds over the intercom."1 S+ Class signature and 2 S Class Signatures have appeared beyond the barrier! form up and-"
I enhance my voice with Ki and shout, "SHUT IT KOENMA, YOUR FATHER IS DISAPPOINTED AND SENT US TO ASSIST. WE WILL APPROACH AND YOU WILL NOT RESIST." the world shakes a bit, and then stops shaking.
I hear a click, and the alarm turns off. "Well, Uh.. Why didn't you say so, Come in." The double doors open, revealing a sweating child-demon with squinty eyes and a blue Male child's Kipao with a pink sash, sucking on a pacifier with the word Jr. Embossed on it.
I hand him the letter.
He frowns, opens it up, and reads it slowly. Getting paler and paler each second. He then sighs. "Fine. Train my spirit detective Candidate. Don't interfere unless he's about to die though." he mutters beneath his breath. "Again."