Malachi thought he'd already seen everything that today had to offer.
He was proven wrong when a talkative messenger demon pulled a flaming scroll out of it's ass.
"There, see?" Andy pointed to the unraveled parchment. "Says right here I'm supposed to come to this spot and bring a fella in black to Lord Lucifer. That's you, right? Course' it is, so let's boogie! We can't stay around here too long, you smell better than a bleeding virgin…" The demon's mouth watered.
"… I what?"
"Not your fault, mate. I'm not blaming you since you're, you know, new. But you're really gonna wanna learn to suck in that power of yours quickly, or get some form of protection. Traveling around like this is just irresponsible!"
Malachi had no idea what the demon was talking about. The only thing he knew for sure was that Lucifer had called for him and was his best chance at getting out of here.
"Sure, sure, whatever, just hurry up and take me to the guy."
Andy was aghast.
