Whap!
"—Ow!" she flinched, grabbing her own arm. "Ugh! Damn it, why do I feel it too?!"
The bird weakly flopped to the side with a single deadpan caw.
Wang Xiao blinked.
"…Are you done?"
The girl froze, looked up, then slowly stood, brushing dirt off her knees.
"…Who are you?" she asked, cautiously.
"I live here. Who the hell are you?"
"I-I was flying!" she snapped, pointing at the bird. "Until he decided to nosedive into a rock pretending to be a man!"
"I'm not a rock."
"You didn't move."
"I didn't have to."
"Ugh!!"
She turned to the bird again. "Umbra, if I die because of you, I'm feeding your wings to the foxes!"
Wang Xiao raised an eyebrow. "You talk a lot for someone who just broke into my house."
"This is your house?"
"It is now."
"Squatter."
"Crash-lander."
