Why does this keep happening? I was listening to the Force to warn me of danger this time yet here I am again being kidnapped like a damsel in distress. At least she is easy on the eyes but I am starting to see a pattern forming. Every time my life gets boring I get kidnapped is the universe some how against me trying to tone things down or is some comic logic bullshit? Does this mean that the moment you interact with major characters or events that the concept of a quiet life becomes impossible? Granted this kidnapper is better looking then the ones from either this life or my previous life but that usually meant that they were less stable. I wasn't even that far from the meeting room so why did no one come to rescue me.
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Meanwhile in the meeting room (Rocket POV)
How did this even happen? Why did everything have to go wrong just as we were finally starting to make progress!? I let one guy go to the bathroom and he immediately gets kidnapped! I mean what kind of fucking luck is that?
Fortunately both sides are blaming each other and neither suspected that it was actually our fault for bringing her here with us.
Earth delegation: this is clearly a Thanagarian plot to kidnap Julian when it became obvious that he wouldn't join the Thanagarians!
Ok that wasn't the smartest thing to say during peace talks and was definitely going to create problems but...
Thanagarian dignitaries: That is clear slander against my people what is more than likely is that humanity was behind this after it became clear that Julian refused to be part of your games you had him removed from the board.
Oh shit this is already spiraling out of control and both sides are becoming aggressive. The heroes from earth immediately left to rescue the cocky racist that glared at anything not from earth. The girls from what I was assuming is his harem began making calls or watching everything carefully alert waiting for a second attack. The only one not really concerned about anything but seemingly mildly worried was the one that everyone in the room seemed nervous about, the chick with the green hair.
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MC'S POV location currently unknown
Komand'r: So my handsome hostage how are you enjoying our time together?
"Ten out of ten would get kidnapped again based solely on your good looks but hopefully you will take me somewhere nicer next time then what I am assuming is a warehouse?"
Komand'r: Oh have your other kidnappers taken you to better places? (She said sarcastically)
"A few have but they usually planned it weeks in advance and judging by your hasty departure from the Thanagarian embassy you didn't have the time. Although that is the case I can guarantee that you are in the top ten in looks of all those that have kidnapped me"
Komand'r: How often have you been kidnapped?
"Often enough to create a ranking list of kidnappings and another for those holding me hostage if you're interested I also have a list for those that have tried to kill me"
Komand'r: Since you have done this enough you are probably aware that I am going to ask you to not ruin our time together by handing over any tracking devices especially because I don't want to run into my sister or her friends too soon
"I wished that you mentioned that sooner but my AI Cortona has been been tracking us this entire time isn't that right Cortona?"
Cortona: It is and I have been sharing your location with your harem which includes miss Romanoff who is a member of Shield an elite branch designed specifically to deal with threats like a Tamaranean princess kidnapping high value individuals, they should arrive shortly
"It won't really matter though as I plan to rewrite your mind a bit and make you loyal to me because who wouldn't want a space princess slave girl and don't worry I plan on claiming your sister as well"
Before she could react I triggered the mental program I was creating in her mind that didn't really change her personality but instead creating a slot for her loyalty and devotion for someone outside herself. She was aware of what happened and was still the same person just now she viewed me as her soul mate and superior. So when Iron man burst through the ceiling with the rest of the Avengers followed by the Justice League only to find me with her straddling my lap hands on her ass as with her tongue down my throat they were shocked.
"Uh umm you know Tamaraneans can learn languages simply by kissing right?"