Conversations back in college during group assignments. You were always stuck with this. One person who would often tell you communication is the most important thing. It's the only way projects will get done without it. We would fail as a society. Of course, this very same person would often kick you for any known group assignments provided. Then proceed to create a Dropbox and just give you a list of things to do. You never once spoke to you about anything. In fact he blocked you on all social medias. That guy was the worst in your opinion, but back to the present you found yourself needing to have to to come two conversations, one with your newly found roommate and the other with your newly found friend to understand why you would have this conversation. You have to think about the time. It's been 3 months since the wedding effectively speak you. Nicole has been here so long. You've had no choice but to add her on to the lease. And secondly, and this is the more stranger of the two after the wedding. Tiffany did a whole 180 on you somehow after a whole honeymoon thing. She somehow forgot all about her husband. Bobby? Instead, she somehow managed to zero in or and when you casually mentioned how you like women. Now you've got to own a watch list just in case, cuz lately she somehow reached into conclusion that she now has a lesbian best friend which bugs you in several levels of them being. She messaged you 5 weeks ago about your feelings on her starting a social group for who's friends are like you. In other words, in the closet or so she phrased it, but of course honestly don't think that's true when you think about it, although Mackenzie, Bridget and Nicole aren't that aware of your preferences? You do recall that quite a few people in on campus knew which makes sense considering all the evidence you left behind that one time. You punched a guy when he tapped your shoulder the other time when you forgot to close all your tabs on your laptop and open it for a group assignment. And of course everybody who saw you with Mackenzie. Apparently in the words of one of your department classmates, you just give off those vibes whenever you're around her. He never really got it but you just took her word for it so effectively speaking, including Tiffany. The only people who really don't know are three and some members of a family. Your dad, your brother, his family. Your mom knows. Of course she knows. God thing is that your dad doesn't know. Fact is he's the women for some reason. You chalked it all up to you. Just being socially awkward and not good at making friends. Good thing too. Otherwise things could have gone way South. Anyways, getting back on track. Tiffany has got it in her head that she needs to join some group for people who have friends like you, mostly just for the social cloud, which makes no sense cuz you're like fairly confident that among lesbians you're actually pretty lame. Your hobbies include collecting backpacks. You spend most of your weekends eating ice cream off of your belly while trying not to move on your days off. In addition, of course, and then there's the fact that you're kind of a pushover, but you'd rather not have this social life put on blast because your friend wants to brag about something that she has shifting away from that Nicole's on a different topic, as did before. It's been 3 months since she's moved in after the wedding. You're not quite sure what her original goal was coming home with you, but she was basically set up camp in your living room, which is basically a whole thing considering you live in a studio apartment not to mention you won't openly admit it, but you're sexually frustrated effectively speaking, you only have one bed and while it is only two girls in a room together, one of you does not appreciate the fact that you can't make use of your very special collection of photos of Mackenzie that you keep stored on your iCloud. To keep a long tangent short, you're not against being roommates with Nicole since it's not Mackenzie, but you need to set down some ground rules, especially considering. Last week she left the house to mail out something for her job and by the time she got to the post office she somehow managed to forget her wallet. She then proceeded to call Nana to get me to bring it to her. Then after she paid for the mail out she offered to buy lunch to thank you only to realize she hadn't gotten paid yet. So she was short of money for the lunch so you had to cover it. The crumbles you need to set with her have less to do with personal boundaries and more to do with things. She needs to remember when going out and other things for her own safety. We're glad she remembered her phone. Otherwise things could have been worse. While you're at it, another important thing. You just remembered that your mother's birthday is next week. You got to remember to get her those retirement home brochures for her 45th birthday which reminds your family therapies coming up soon. You should probably get list of complaints together. It's always a pain to remember every single thing that she's done to you worth complaining yet. Somehow she's always got a list of new things to complain about. For some reason she's always got a list of things ready to complain about whenever you all do that the therapist session.
