This is such a big friggin' watermelon!
And it's the kind that the common people love to hear about!
Cuckolding and playing daddy, this is so damn exciting.
"Holy shit, what a massive watermelon, I'm shook."
"If I'm not misunderstanding, it's Joanna's stepmother who had an affair with her foster father, and the kid who loves playing daddy is Annie Lawrence? So Annie is not actually their biological daughter? Damn, no wonder she was kicked out of the family – if I were her foster father, I'd be itching to kill this woman."
"If Joanna is telling the truth, then it makes sense for Annie and her mother to be kicked out of the house. Fucking hell, if any woman made me wear a green hat and made me play daddy, I wouldn't just kick her out – I'd want to kill her."
"Is it just me, or is Joanna's foster father really unfortunate? He raised someone else's daughter for so many years, only to find out now that she isn't his own. That's so sad."