"And don't you worry!" Eureka assured her in good nature, after regaling Tuzi with tales about his latest inventions. "I will have a working latrine and washroom for you soon. It is a priority on my list."
"But it would still take another hundred years or two, no?" Cedric teased with an arched brow.
The Innovations God grumbled defensively, "Yes, but that's because we are barred from being present on the planet. If we were there, I'd build one for her myself! But since we can't be, I must convey the plans into the mind of a human inventor to create. And you know Ced… If you remember, the last time I tried a few centuries ago– It didn't go so well. The piping was too complex."
Cedric's lips quivered, from wanting to laugh out loud. "Ahhh…. Yes! I remember! The Erfurt Latrine Disaster of 1184. In Germany, I believe. Who could forget that scandalous incident."
