"If you have something to say, hurry up and say it."
Poof! He actually farted loudly.
She looked exasperated, "Xiao Yuchuan, you shameless man! I told you to talk, not to fart."
"Oh, dear wife, your words are too profound for me. I haven't read many books, can't understand you." He chuckled, "You didn't tell me to hold it in, so I let it out."
"..."
"Dear wife, how about this, let me set up a bed in the room, I won't sleep with you, I'll be your servant whenever you need, warm the bed for you, do whatever you want. How does that sound?"
"No way." She gave him a cold glare, "Seeing you right now just annoys me!"
He touched his face, "Maybe I'm not handsome enough. Dear wife, you are too beautiful, please don't despise me..."
"Can you quietly leave?"
He made a crying face, tears welling up, looking pitiful, "My dear wife keeps scolding me... I'll go to the door and reflect on my actions."
