"I've never seen anything like it... Never."
"A group of frenzied Da Ya Moss pixies actually tore a Fire Dragon apart... And it was a real Romanian Longhorn Dragon! The flames it breathed melted the stone mill of The Old Egg Family!"
Luni Pette waved his arms around, spitting saliva as he sat in the most noticeable seat at the bar, surrounded by curious listeners, their shining eyes giving him great satisfaction.
"Was it really Da Ya Moss pixies? Are you sure you didn't see it wrong?" A guest questioned.
"Absolutely impossible!"
Pette slammed his beer mug down heavily on the bar, his face flushing red, whether from alcohol or excitement: "Da Ya Moss pixies are a variant of Cornwall County Pixies; they're all light blue, with big eyes, not even ten inches tall, and besides flying around causing mischief, they can't even beat an owl... How could I mistake them!"
"No one doubts you, Pette!"
