They were closing in fast.
Two men, half-naked already, with hungry grins that made me want to run screaming.
Not exactly the welcome party I'd hoped for.
"Look," I said, raising my hands as if that would solve anything, "I think you've got the wrong person here—"
The taller one cut me off. "You're Elinalise Dragonroad, aren't you?"
The other guy nodded, already unbuckling his belt. "Everyone knows you don't say no."
Wait, what? No, no, no. I wasn't prepared for this!
My new body felt weird and unfamiliar, but this was next-level terrifying.
I stumbled backward, trying to put some distance between us, but my foot caught on a root. Great.
My balance wobbled — and those—well, those things on my chest definitely weren't helping.
I was flailing like a newborn deer.
"Hey!" I yelled, turning toward the angel who had been lounging nearby, completely naked except for a sly smile and sunglasses.
Her ample breasts gently bounced with each relaxed breath, a stark contrast to the tense scene unfolding.
"A little help here, please?" I begged.
She barely opened her eyes and smirked. "You wanted this body."
"This is harassment!" I practically shouted.
She yawned dramatically, and stretched with a slow, lazy motion that made her curves sway enticingly.
"Mm-hmm. Welcome to being hot."
One of the men lunged at me.
The angel sighed like someone reluctantly dragged out of bed on a Sunday morning.
She rose effortlessly, her bare skin gleaming under the sunlight.
Her breasts bounced wildly as she spun, flicked her wrist, and disappeared.
Before I could blink—BAM!
The tall man hit the ground like a sack of potatoes.
WHAM!
The other barely saw the angel's boot before his jaw met it.
She moved like a whirlwind, her chest bouncing fiercely with every strike.
He spun through the air and landed flat on his back, snoring loud enough to scare off birds.
The angel caught her drink—somehow it had reappeared—before it hit the ground, took a leisurely sip, and plopped back down on the grass like nothing happened.
"Problem solved," she said with a smirk.
I stood frozen, staring at the two unconscious adventurers.
"You… you could've done that before I almost had a heart attack!" I said.
She shrugged, flashing a mischievous grin. "I was curious to see how you'd handle yourself."
I glared at her. "I'm not exactly a warrior! I'm a guy who asked to be someone else's body!"
She laughed softly, the sound teasing and warm. "Well, you are Elinalise now. Deal with it."
I took a deep breath and looked down at my new hands.
Delicate fingers, painted nails, smooth skin.
This wasn't just a new life — it was a completely different universe.
"Okay, question," I said, "where exactly are we?"
The angel sat up, the sunlight casting playful shadows over her curves.
"That's the edge of the Rosaria Forest. Beyond that is the capital city of Roa."
I rubbed my temples. "Great. So now I'm trapped in some fantasy world, with a body I don't know how to move properly, and two nearly-rapist lunatics to my back. Perfect."
She chuckled, a low, sultry sound. "You wanted an adventure. This is it."
I groaned and sat down next to her.
"So, what now?"
She smiled, her eyes sparkling with mischief. "Now? We get you trained. You have to live up to your new identity, and survive. Otherwise, vacation's over."
I looked at her, then at the unconscious men.
"Starting to think I should've wished for something simpler."
She winked, her breasts swaying gently as she reclined again. "Nah. This is way more fun."