"You ever questioned why things just happened? Either because of good or bad karma or do to it happening just because fuck you that's why, I say this because a part of me wander how the end came to be? Some say its the future of the two minecraft dimensions that ended up like this thanks to entropy but one thing for certain, I'm gonna figure out it's origin one way or another you wanna know why!".
[I don't care just get on with the fucking day and get back on track]
Hmph fine but don't go crying to me when you get cucked out of something important" three days passed since we settled down and things were going mostly well with a touch of chaos, it just so happened the forest lords decided to make the forest more lively and while yes dealing with mobile tanks and annoying plants and all sorts of other awful shit is bad it offers a nice supply of exp and resources".
Gotcha bitch!" I grabbed one of the poraxomite spitters by its neck and spun around slamming it into the open maw of a venerous head trap which snapped shut on instinct before it could react I punctured the abdomen of the spitter with my claws and flew away quickly as the bomb went off taking the two out, found out these venerous things have a core that upon taking out does them in.
Swiping me tail I bat a endermite into the fucking shadow realm then take off into the air avoiding the trampling legs of a endorcrux, I stay above and used my EDB with some EB in the mix peppering the endorcrux and quickly reducing it to a burning mess, it was funny how these guys once had me on the rope but now the turns tabled....while some would call it power creep I call it knowing how to fight your opponent on a analyzing level.
I look around searching for any survivors when I spot a new creature that showed up out of nowhere appearing to mind it own business as it snacked on the dead endermite I sent flying, it was a 5ft long centipede that like most other things in this fucking dimension had a bland color palette, with a almost casual attitude I being your upstanding inhabitant decided to dive down and snatch it up and flew off".
Yoink! Let's go for a ride don't you think so?"I said to the struggling creature as I cast a appraisal on it expecting some interesting shit from creature just to be disappointed at it until I looked at the bottom.
{Endocylopedal: Despite their size they are timid creatures that make tunnel systems and feed on smaller prey or recently deceased animals, they rank at beginner lv 2 and while they may not be much now they have abnormal levels of potential}
Abnormal levels of potential now that tickles me the right way the real question is why would they have such potential for a lowly creature? Well let's find out, I use my fauna control that was now lv 2 on the endocylopedal but instead of a crude command i ask it?
It's not exactly telepathy but a feeling I get that let's me understand the animals I'm talking too and while it's not perfect since the conversation can't be to complex I can at least get answers, what I got was mixed it doesn't know shit about its potential but it does understand that a great future awaits it, to make it even better there's more of these centipedes with such potential.
You may wonder why I care so much.
[Not really]
You see I have a multi step plan I'm working for and here's how it's structured.
1.Get enough exp to evolve
2.Put together a army.
3.Make the forest lords submit or die
4.Travel to other islands for more ender fragments
5.Profit?!
Now the stages are interchangeable but one thing remains factual I need a better source of exp, hunting in the forest feels too slow despite the increase in activity and it has its own risk that being things are a bit unpredictable, yesterday she got jumped by a pack of what she called void wolves that could teleport and use void energy to attack.
Let just say ren had a very bad time so a better alternative is appreciated" sys would you be a dear and tell me if there's a better way to get exp?
[Wheres my sandwich!?]
I don't have it buuut I do have meat and perhaps if you tell me what I want I might be able to get other ingredients to make you a killer sandwich!
[Hmmmmmm you make a good point I guess I'll help you however if I don't get my sandwich I'm doxing your base deal!]
Deal now what?"I said arriving at the cave, I let the endocylopedal go and ordered it to stay put while I went inside to greet axol, not having a need to sleep and having the powers of the system axol and ren made incredible progress with excavating and terraforming the inside of the cave turning it into a somewhat cozy yet practical base with the entrance being left untouched and still covered.
The inside sported several rooms such as storage, crafting and smelting/cooking, living room, I spotted axol unaware of my arrival putting the finishing touches on one of the walls they were endstone bricks that were being chiseled?, sporting a image of a dragon with a heart above them on top of a pillar with endermen on one knee surrounding it?! Ok that's weird since when could he do these things! Never in the short amount of time the two spent together did this happen".
Uh hey axol didn't know you was a artist?"the enderman stopped his work done as he teleported to my side making me jump a tiny bit at his sudden readiness" missed me that much I was only gone for a short amount of time, anyway we got something important to do but first let me introduce you to a new member I total didn't force into joining us against their will that's so not me!
"The centipede entered and I swear axol gave a death glare at the poor thing like it was a endermite making it let out a little squeak, I quickly spoke up getting the enderman attention while also looking through my mini map to see a new objective appear to the south, I swear that enderman is getting more intelligent with each passing moment".
I through some negotiation" threats from the system" was able to receive the location of a place that'll give me and hopefully us a edge against those forest fuckers so prepare anything of use we'll be leaving in 3 hours flat don't wanna keep sys waiting.
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3 hours later
"I checked the stuff in my inventory and the basket we packed making sure everything was where it needed to be, we had spare stone axes, pickaxes, shovels and a sword, then for consumables we had cooked monster chunks, potion of strength and enough healing vine to regenerate most of my health with some left over.
Funny thing with the healing vine is that it's edible despite it awful taste and it can heal a decent amount of HP thanks to my appraisal being lv 5 now.
{Healing vine: A edible glowing black and purple vine with regenerative properties allowing for minor and some severe injuries to be healed, can be refined into a potion or pill and sports a rank of beginner lv 2.
Restores: 32 HP
Note: Beware it's awful taste with a bitter aftertaste}
The monster chunks are basically parts of monsters I shoved in the furnace and got this as a result".
{Monster meat chunk: Crudely cooked meat from monsters that do a good job keeping hunger away.
Restores: 28 HP
Note: Smell can attract predators so be careful}
Alright I believe we're all set now let's get going the sooner the better" axol teleported onto my back, I looked at the endocylopedal and picked up the totally not forced into service centipede as I took off into the air after making sure the entrance to the cave was close, I followed the objective making sure to stay low enough so we wouldn't have any dive bombers while stay above the ground enough so I don't get body checked.
I'm genuinely surprised with how well I'm doing I was expecting to stumble my way here or bite the curb a bit early but no instead I'm flying and killing shit with a competent enderman while making plans to overthrow literal lords so I can obtain more fragments of what might be the equivalent of a actual god so if anything I'm groovy I just hope no crazy shit happens.
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