"Why does Chang'e keep so many rabbits?"
"Because she likes to eat braised rabbit heads."
"Oh, really? I've never heard that part of the story. Do you people from Yan State have such detailed accounts of Chang'e's flight to the moon?"
"It was the Barbarians who changed the story when they spread it in the desert."
"Ah, I see. Barbarians, indeed. They don't have a sense of humor. It's such a pity. I originally planned to visit Chahe Village, have a couple of bowls of noodles, and then head through Yan State to see the desert. Unexpectedly, the village was gone, so I thought I'd come to Yan State, kill you, and then go see the desert. But alas, I lost a leg."
"Once I've taken Huahua and the others, I'll have to return to Qian State to get them settled. Without a leg, it's inconvenient to ride a horse, so I probably can't make it to the desert."
