"I'm not timid! I'm not! I'm not timid!"
"Alright, alright. My Ah Brother isn't timid. In the future, he'll definitely become a Great General."
"Yes! I'll definitely become a Great General in the future!"
"Ah, the Daoist temple door is opening!"
"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
"Hahaha! Tricked you! Look how scared you are. How can you become a Great General like this?"
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THUD!
"Eh? Why is a little child sneaking over the wall? Do you know who lives in this Daoist temple?"
"A madman who eats children."
"Oh, that's right! I love eating children the most. Children are great—tender skin, not too greasy. Mmm. Dredge them in flour, fry them in a wok... Oh, my, my, the taste is so exquisite, it's enough to make anyone drool to death!"
"I'm not afraid of you!"
"You're really not afraid of me?"
"I'm not afraid of you!"
"Why aren't you afraid of me?"
"I, Tian Wujing, will be a Great General in the future! I cannot be afraid of anyone! I mustn't be afraid!"