"I'm sure what you just threw wasn't some kind of attack-specific item!" Guigu exclaimed as he jumped out of the closet and quickly strapped on the Night of Roses.
Fatty's voice came through, "Who cares, anything's useful if it works."
Immediately following, Han Shan and Chu Changge also hopped out.
Fatty grabbed a nearby chair and fiercely smashed it onto the forehead of the nearest person.
"Holy crap, a forehead assassin?" Guigu exclaimed, ducking around in the back, carrying the Night of Roses.
The chairs in this room were old, not as hard as a human skull. The one Fatty swung had shattered completely, its legs scattering across the floor.
The person who was hit seemed dazed, giving Fatty the chance to snatch the machete from his hand.
Once Fatty held the machete, a panel popped up.
[Blunt-Edged Machete]
[Description: A machete that is blunt on both sides]
[Function: Can be used to attack people, but it is highly unlikely to result in a fatality]
