......
evening.
Mankanshoku family: Itadakimasu!
Ryuko:...itadakimasu…
Varakiel: itadakimasu.
Ryuko: uh? What are you eating?
Varakiel: your blood of course.
Ryuko: hoi, isn't that supposed to be for my fights.
Varakiel: don't worry bout it
Ryuko:.....
Varakiel: I am just joking hahaha, I can actually taste what you eat, that's how far our level of connection has become.
Ryuko: hooo.
Neko: Yum!
Mataro: your croquettes are better than before, mom!
Barazo: Yeah, your croquettes were amazing before but now they are divine…before I thought you were the best in Japan, but now I think you're the best in the world, dear!
Sukuyo: varakiel-chan has taught me a lot of cooking tips. He's like a super chef, who could guess a uniform could be so skilled with cooking.
Ryuko: hmmmm your croquettes really are great, ma'am!
Sukuyo: it's all thanks to varakiel-chan you really have a great companion with you, please, eat all you like.
Varakiel: heheh, please you'll make me blush.
Ryuko: heheh, thank you ma'am but i'm already full.
...
Ryuko: Thanks for the meal.
Sukuyo: if you're done eating ryuko, the bath is drawn and ready.
Ryuko: oh. sure.
Mataro & Barazo: the bath!?
*BLING*
Varakiel: "i know exactly what that gaze says, don't you dare"
Mataro: *whistle*
Barazo: *whistle*
.....
in the bathroom.
Ryuko: *chuckle*
Varakiel: What is it ryuko-chan? Did you remember a funny joke?
Ryuko: lively dinners are a great thing.
Varakiel: mhm.
Ryuko: Mom died when I was young, and dad sent me off to a boarding school. so i don't have any experience with family dinners. I always thought that was pretty ordinary. Now I think meals taste better when eating with a family….
Varakiel: as it should be ryuko-chan, now become strong to protect this family that opened up their doors to you.
Ryuko: Yes, I will make sure of it, aniki.
Varakiel: mhm, now if you excuse me…
Varakiel draws 3 tentacles and throws 3 peeping toms to the sky
Barazo, mataro & guts: we're sorry!
Ryuko: hahahah….
Varakiel: Alright, I'll go prepare your bed.
Ryuko then pulls varakiel.
Varakiel: is something wrong ryuko-chan?
Ryuko: Can you help me wash my hair?
Varakiel:.....! of course~!. i always wanted to try new hairstyles with your hair too~! hang on let me go for a comb for your hair!
Varakiel floats away happily.
Ryuko:.....heheh, a big brother…..having one feels nice.
Ryuko says with a sweet smile on her face.
...…..
the next day at lunch time.
Ryuko: uwooh! that looks good!
Ryuko and Mako open their lunch boxes.
Varakiel: hope you like it and don't forget to eat your veggies.
Ryuko: of course, aniki!
*shing*
*bling*
Varakiel deflects a knife with a tentacle.
Jack: Ryuko Matoi! Jack Naito, president of the knife throwing club, will take you–kah!
Varakiel using a tentacle knocks out the guy.
Varakiel: "don't worry about them, just eat your lunch."
as varakiel says that he grabs the scissor blade with another tentacle.
Ryuko: thank you. *munch* *munch*
Mako: thank you varakiel-kun! *munch* *munch*
...….
3 life fibers float to ryuko.
Varakiel: "that should do it, knife throwing club, nanjing and tightrope walking clubs are out."
Ryuko: What's the deal with all these ultra-specific clubs?
Mako: oh, those guys used to be in the acrobatics club. they split up because of you.
Ryuko: Because of me?
Mako: yep. if someone beats you, they'll jump up to three-star status. but since you can't get a two-star goku uniform unless you're a club president, they all founded new clubs and are gunning for you. *munch*
Ryuko: *munch* *gulp* say what?
Mako: more stars means a better life. they're all desperate.
Ryuko: man, this academy's system is seriously messed up. Hey, hang on! if that's how it works, then..!
Varakiel: *sigh* this might be a bad idea but go ahead….
...….
Ryuko slams a wooden sign on the floor.
[FIGHT CLUB]
Gamagori: what are you playing at, matoi?
Ryuko: You have eyes, don't you? I'm starting a fight club.
Gamagori: quit trying to screw with us.
Ryuko: you're the one who is screwing with me! you're forcing students to start stupid clubs to go after me. So I'm gonna do the same. say hello to…
[FIGHT CLUB PRESIDENT RYUKO MATOI-SAMA]
Varakiel:......sama? (is her genetic from Ragyo coming up?....nahhhhh…i hope so.)
Gamagori: Do you seriously think that a club like that will be approved?
*shineee*
Satsuki: I'll approve this fight club!
Ryuko: There she goes again, looking down at us peasants from on high…
Satsuki: Are you trying to integrate into my system, matoi?
Ryuko: moron! i'm gonna bring your precious system down around your ears
Satsuki: heh, how amusing. try your best to not let it get the better of you.
Ryuko: just you watch….i'm gonna make you spill the beans in no time!
suddenly a desk appears in front of ryuko.
Gamagori: Very well, let's begin the paperwork!
Varakiel: Now that's efficient HR.
Ryuko: you switch gears real fast, don'tcha?
Gamagori: lady satsuki has spoken. I must abide by her decision. matoi! I assume you will be president of the fight club, then?
Ryuko: yeah. and i don't need no goku uniform. i already got varakiel.
Gamagori: understood.
gamagori drops a ton of documents on the desk.
Gamagori: club presidents are to submit a club activity log every friday.
Ryuko: eh?
Gamagori: at the end of each month, expenses are settled and expenses applications for the next month are filed. you must also file a club room use request form, club member organization chart, and family member lists. You are also required to attend club president council meetings. which are held every morning at 7am! tardiness will not be tolerated!
the mountain of paperwork crumbles as ryuko looks down in despair.
Ryuko: ha…..um ma-
Varakiel: oi don't be like that…."i will be the club president"
Ryuko: eh?
Mako: eh?
Gamagori: eh?
Varakiel: "I also attend this school you know? My name is also on the assistance list."
Gamagori: really? hey you bring me the assistance list for class 2-K
a 1-star uniform hands a paper sheet to gamagori.
Gamagori: "varakiel fateburn matoi" is it?
Varakiel: "yes fateburn is my house name and i am the adoptive brother of ryuko matoi."
Gamagori: understood then varakiel fateburn matoi.
Ryuko:....
Mako:....
Varakiel: "before you leave gamagori-kun i have a question"
Gamagori: go ahead matoi-san.
Varakiel: "where shall I deliver these documents?"
Gamagori: you can directly deliver them in the reception of the building of the academy, or if you are capable you can also send them directly through the internet on our official webpage, you would only need to create an account in the reception of the school.
Varakiel: " you really have everything covered up, isn't? impressive, thank you gamagori-kun"
Gamagori:....yes.
gamagori then walks away.
Ryuko:.....what the hell?
Varakiel: remember, i was created to help you out with anything, but you still need to go to deliver the documents, take it as payback i know you wanted to hand it over to mako. and don't get me wrong she would have done a great job, but she's so stupid for her own good, and if she gets fame and fortune she will turn even more stupid.
Mako: *achi* aw i hope i don't get a cold, we can't afford it right now.
Ryuko: i see….
.....
Varakiel: "Alright you two carry this..and let's go."
Ryuko: Why do we need all this? The focus of the fight club is fighting.
Varakiel: if the club room is in a bad state it will be disbanded at least let's decorate it first.
Ryuko: I see.. then I just have to beat the other club presidents, then the club's achievements will be recognized, and our reputation will skyrocket! That means our living situation will improve, right?
Mako: but…do I really need to be vice-president?
Varakiel: "just in case i am not available"
Mako: But I can't! can't! can't! can't! I can't be a club president!
*pat* *pat*
mako: uhehe, that feels good.
Varakiel: "you will be okay"
......
Ryuko: prepare yourself! I'm ryuko matoi from the fight club! folk dance club president maimu okurahama! I'm here to take your goku uniform!
Maimu: suits me fine! prepare to have the tables turned, sister!
Then music begins to play from a recorder that was beside mako.
Mako: wah!
Maimu: high speed mayim mayim! let's dance!
Then all the club members start to dance around ryuko.
Ryuko: It'll take more than this lame dance to defeat the mighty ryuko.
Then all the dancers approach ryuko together.
Be-sassson!
Be-sassson!
Be-sassson!
Ryuko: argh! sen-i-soshitsu!
then a lifer fiber is absorbed by varakiel.
Ryuko: oh, yeah! Let's get down to business!
Mako: 'Kay…
*Club montage*
surfing club.
Morning assembly.
Varakiel was floating while was being looked weirdly by everyone.
Gamagori: *nod*
Pottery, arts, and crafts club.
Ryuko: sen-i-soshitsu!
Varakiel was floating in front of a desk in the club room. while ryuko and mako were sleeping in the beds inside the room.
Varakiel: mhm mhm.
......
1-star district. in a condo.
Sukuyo: What a lovely view. We finally have a condo, honey.
Barazo: It's a fine place. It even has a clinic.
[MANKANSHOKU FRONT-ALLEY CLINIC]
Barazo: But what the heck is a front-alley doctor?
Mataro: in this town, if kyruins okays it, it's all good!
Mako: oh, wow! oh, wow! it even has a bathtub that's inside the house!
Sukuyo: it's a fully-automatic washing machine! there's even a dishwasher!
Mataro: an air-conditioner! and there's one in every room!
Barazo: This is incredible! it's a flush toilet, guys!
Mako: Ryuko! this one's our room! yay! let's hear it for being a one-star!
Ryuko: I know she said your lifestyle is tied to how well your club does, but I can't believe they're this in-your-face about it.
Varakiel: "Now, now I have to talk with you two."
Ryuko: with us?
mako: me too?
Varakiel: "mhm, this is how far we will reach, this improvement in your lifestyle will be enough, we won't aim for 2-star nor 3-star. That place is where greed and corruption begins to invade oneself."
Ryuko: got it!
Mako: But we still have to keep doing the fight club isn't it?
Varakiel: "don't worry i have that covered"
Ryuko & mako: covered?
Ryuko and Mako look at each other.
...….
evening night at dinner.
"Itadakimasu"
Sukuyo: these aren't mystery croquettes! These are genuine mincemeat cutlets! 100% mincemeat cutlets, made from a ground blend of meat that came from actual cows and pigs!
Mako: *sniff* so good!
Ryuko: so good!
Mataro: it's delicious…it's so delicious…
Barazo: to think that we'd be able to live like this…thank you, mako and ryuko! We owe it all to you two.
Barazo hugs ryuko and mako with his arms
Ryuko: oh, you don't need to thank us! varakiel did all the job, you should be thanking him.
Varakiel: " There's no need, this is a gift for all the love that you have shown to ryuko-chan, Mankanshoku family, from the bottom of my heart, thank you."
Sukuyo: *Sniff*
Guts: *sniff*
Mako: *sniff*
Mataro: *sniff*
Barazo: *sniff*
"varakiel-chan!"
the Makanshoku family threw themselves to varakiel who was floating in the kitchen.
Varakiel: "oi you idiots i am cooking right now you will cause an accident!"
Ryuko: *chuckle* hahahahah!
…..
ryuko was taking a bath.
Ryuko:....*exhale* it feels so good...
Varakiel: I know right, to be able to repay the kindness you have received.
Ryuko: yeah.
Varakiel was washing ryuko's hair.
Ryuko: Hey aniki, is it true that you have the thing about the fight club covered?
Varakiel: mhm, i assigned a captain and some members, and i make them be sure that as long they don't screw up they can do whatever they want in the club, as long there's a fight per week, they will sent me data through a computer, and i'll just deliver it to the school every friday, easy stuff.
Ryuko: But what about getting those life fibers, don't those help you grow stronger?
Varakiel: hahaha, ryuko-chan I am already strong and so are you, let's not be greedy. I actually have an idea about what would happen if you made Mako the president and i didn't do anything about it, want me to show you?
Ryuko: show me?
Varakiel: I discovered this ability recently but I seem to be able to link with other me's from other timelines.
Ryuko: the hell?
Varakiel: I know right? It's weird, anyways, let me show you and also in this timeline i lost all my memories, so you called me senketsu or something like that?
Ryuko: senketsu? that name would actually fit you, but i like varakiel more now ,heheh.
Varakiel: (kyaaaa so adorable~!) haha
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