Europe / Austria (Vienna): August 8th, 1975.
"379…HAH…380…HAH…381...382…383…384…385…386…HAH…387…388…389…390…391…GAHH…392…393…394…395…396…397…398…GAHH…T…TWO MORE…399…400…FUCK." I said stutteringly loudly while falling to the floor on my back with my ripped muscular drenched in full sweat from my intense workout body and my very toned 6 pack stomach abs moving up and down rhythmically from each inhale and exhale that I took.
I stared at the luxurious ceiling for a moment and thought with tightly clenched jaw "How is this body better than my past life, I'm far stronger and my physique is better"
"Your highness, I bealive this suffice for today's workout." Said alfred calmly while making his way over to me with a towel and water bottle in hand.
I glanced at alfred and said calmly "Fight me."
"I decline your highness, I'm to old and frail." Said alfred calmly while handing me the towel and water bottle, his muscle bulged body completely contradicting what he deems as old and frail.
I stared at him for a moment with a deadpan look on my face as I took the towel and water bottle from his hand and got up from the floor while asking calmly "Why won't you fight me."
"Your highness, please stop asking me une…" said alfred calmly. Only to get cut off before he could finish speaking.
"Answer the question." I said calmly while opening the water bottle and drunk a little of it while internally summoning my status and looking over it.
[DING!]
[STATUS]
[Name: Amenadiel Elias von Habsburg-Guinness-Windsor]
[Gender: Male]
[Age: 20]
[Health: [Superimposed (Dorsoventral) Diphalia], [Hyperspermia], [Polyorchidism], [Hypergonadism], [Chimerism]
[Titles: [Archduke of Austria (Habsburg-Guinness-Windsor Line)], [Amenadiel The Stupid, [Loved by The Maid's]
[Perks: [Hyperthymesia], [Perfect Body], [Insight]
[Skills: [Etiquette: Master], [Intrigue: Master], [Management: Elementary], [Negotiation: Master], [Horsemanship: Master], [Multilingual: Master], [Sex: Master], [Leadership: Elementary], [Pianist: Master], [Dancing: Master], [Fencing: Grandmaster], [Boxing: Grandmaster], [Swordsmanship: Master], [Wing Chun: Grandmaster], [Tai chi: Master], [Akido: Master], [Judo: Master], [Krav Maga: Grandmaster], [Jeet June do: Master], [Muay Thai: Grandmaster], [Taekwondo: Grandmaster], [Kendo + Laido: Grandmaster], [Psychology: Grandmaster]
[Storage: Money: 5,832,769,728]
I rubbed my bearded chin as my eyes scanned over my status screen and suddenly skipped over my new title, loved by the maids and and landed on my money in my storage while thinking "Thank god the former owner was at least smart enough keep all of his money underneath the palace where the past rulers kept theirs"
"I am to old your highness, I'm afraid if I fall I might break a hip and not be able to get back up." Said alfred calmly with his eyes closed and his arms behind his back, military style.
I sighed while waving my right hand and saying "Fine. Have you heard anything from the government during this past week."
"No your highness but the vice chancellor did stop by a week ago, though you were to busy preoccupied in your daily exploration of life." Said alfred calmly while glancing at the the head maid next to him on the corner of his eye that was standing there calmly with her eyes closed.
"I see." I said calmly while patting my face with the towel and looking down at my custom made spandex boxers that perfectly outlined my boner.
I stared at my boner for a moment while suddenly glancing at the reader's and thinking "I need to toy with the government a little more, their a little to quiet for my taste if you exclude the vice chancellor suddenly wanting to meet with me personally, I know their up to some shady, dubious shit considering austria is a constitutional diarchy with me the archduke as the co-sovereign who holds emergency, executive, and hereditary powers, but austria is my private land, this was established by the last king of austria. Charles I in 1918 when he transferred every possession from the crown to private holdings before the abolishment of the monarchy, according to the previous owners memory"
"Your hi…." Said a faded voice.
"I need to get myself together, I don't know why I was having a sudden emotional and mental breakdown a week ago when I learned everything that I needed too from the black room in my past life about emotional, mental and physical distress" I thought while scratching my sweaty, Itchy pubic hair and adjusting my painful boner.
"Your high…." Said a faded woman's voice.
I rubbed my bearded chin while suddenly picturing myself strangling a man to death and thought "Yes let's do th…"
"Your highness." Said a sudden nonchalant woman's voice suddenly out of nowhere from beside me.
I looked down to my left and saw a beautiful mature white woman with long blonde hair, a heart shaped face with dark grey eyes, 5'11 in height with a very voluptuous hourglass figure and said calmly while remembering from the former owners memory that she was the head maid fiona who raised the body that I now occupy "What."
"Shall I prepare you a bath." Asked fiona nonchalantly while taking the sweaty towel from my hand.
I stared down at her for a moment and Internally summoned her status.
[DING!]
[STATUS]
[Name: Fiona Marie Sal'avanna]
[Gender: Female]
[Age: 45]
[Health: Healthy]
[Titles: [Head Maid & Assistant Chief of Staff of House Habsburg–Guinness–Windsor], [Cold Queen], [Mama Mary], [Fallen Daughter of House Sal'avanna]
[Skills: [Management: Master], [Intrigue: Master], [Housekeeping: Grandmaster], [Etiquette: Master], [Cooking: Grandmaster], [Sex: Master], [Hustler: Master], [Negotiation: Master], [Intelligence Network: Grandmaster], [Yoga: Grandmaster], [Acting: Master], [Sal'avanna Assassination Art: Grandmaster]
[Traits: [Prodigal Shadow], [Erogenous zone: Thighs], [Fetish: None], [Stoic], [Killer], [Atheist], [Emotionally Dead], [Loyal to House Habsburg–Guinness–Windsor]
[System Note: This woman is emotionally dead and highly dangerous, please treat with care and discretion]
"System, if you can warn me so casually I know you can speak and if you don't intend on doing so, I can just slit my throat here and now and see if we'll be the best of friends in my next life" I thought calmly while reading over fiona's status screen above her head.
[DING!]
[H…how did you know host]
"Do you really think I'm like those dense main characters that become stupid after getting reincarnated or transmigrated, anybody can tell just from your system note that your sentient" I thought while covering my mouth with my left hand, the corner of it curling up Into a smirk. My intention to collect my first bitch in this life being very much evident.
[DING!]
[R…really]
"Yes, really" I thought with the smirk being hidden behind my left hand and getting even wider.
The smirk on my face immediately fell as I looked back down at fiona and said calmly while rubbing my bearded chin "Yes, prepare one and your washing me."
"Yes your highness." Said fiona nonchalantly while bowing and taking her leave from the gym room.
I watched as she left, my eyes darting down to her jiggling ass and thought while licking my lips and thinking "Well then, I know who's my first target"
"Come alfred, stop eating popcorn, I have a toilet, cumdump and expendable bitches to collect and hoes to kill, my time is clockwork precious and can't be wasted on your joys and entertainment." I said calmly while taking my leave towards the direction of the gym door that leads to the hallway, not in the least bit bothered by only having my tight spandex boxers on.
Alfred was frozen with a surprised look on his face and a bowel of popcorn in his arms and Immediately grabbed my clothes on a chair next to him and followed after me while saying calmly and confusedly under his breath "Did his highness finally become aware of his main character syndrome."
(Edward D. Rockefeller's POV)
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*
"Sir, are you positive that the archduke will give in if we don't release a statement to the people regarding this matter, their money and livelihood depend on us the government." Asked a very refined handsome white man in a black suite with short slick back dark brown hair, light hazel eyes with a diamond shaped face and a lean muscular body and about 6'2 in height
"OHHH~…fuck, calm down son, I didn't give you the chief of staff position for nothing, use your head for once, he's waiting for us to make a move to give him a reason to remove me from my position as chancellor, that's why the vice chancellor went to meet him in person even if he turned her away before he froze us, isn't that right vice chancellor genevieve." Said a 6'5 gruff, hairy greasy looking fat man gruntingly with a smirk on his face while looking down at a very beautiful and short voluptuous women with long dark brown hair, dark brown eyes, a diamond shaped face and 5'5 in height, bent over a desk while moving his hips back and forth even faster with his hand on her big, fat bare ass and a pleasured look on his fat double chinned face.
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*
"NNGH~….Indeed sir, he is trying to lure us into giving a public statement regarding this matter to give himself justification to relieve you of your position as chancellor." Said genevieve while moaning loudly with a straight look on her face as her eyes darted to a document on the desk beneath her.
"Ahem…but sir, this is very important, if we don't give a statement to the public, it could cause outrage amongst them since as I've said earlier, their livelihood depends on us." Said the handsome man while trying to keep a straight face from the debauched activity of his superiors and the funky smell of the office.
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*
"GAAAAH~….I'm…c…cumming genevieve." Said edward gruntingly loudly while letting it all loose inside genevieve
*SPLURT* *SPLURT* *SPLURT* *SPLURT*
*POP*
"GUH~…HAH….HAH…HAH…this is one good ass pussy vice chancellor, I'll fund the transportation for the drugs and also offer security support if you let me do it without a condom next time." Said edward gruntingly and wheezingly as he pulled out of genevieve and took off the condom and throwed it into the little trash bin by the desk, his 5 incher going limp.
Genevieve got off of the desk and pulled up her panties with a folded piece of paper being visibly seen in it and pulled down her dress while saying with a smile as she leaned in and kissed edward's lips slowly "Thank you sir, I'll be sure to let you know."
*PAH*
Edward slapped genevieve's ass hardly and said while laughing loudly "GYAHAHA, what a beautiful woman, no one can resist such a temptatious woman like you."
"I'll excuse myself." Said genevieve with a gentle smile on her face as she started making her way towards the door and out of the office.
Edward watched genevieve leave the office and shook his head while adjusting his dress pants and shirt and said with a smile and and sudden serious look on his face "What a gorgeous woman and no, the people hold no real power, the only thing that they can do is protest to get us people in power to move our hand, thank you for your time, your dismissed chief of staff."
"Yes sir, thank for your time sir." Said the handsome man while taking his leave from the office with a clench jaw.
Edward sat down in the rolling chair behind his desk and leaned back in it while thinking "Indeed, austrian citizens hold no real power, the only thing that they can do is fund protestant campaigns to get us people in power to move our hand."
(Amenadiel's POV)
"Is most likely what the chancellor is thinking." I said calmly while leaning my head more into fiona's big beautiful breasts as she scrubbed my chest and inhaled from the cigar in my right hand and exhaled the smoke from her nose.
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THE END…