Xibao is already up, with the little rascal lying on the ground playing dead, hands raised in surrender, three scratch marks on each cheek from the scuffle, dusty all over, looking rather pitiful, "You're my little wife, loving one's own little wife is not being a hooligan. My grandma hits my grandpa, and my grandpa doesn't fight back. I'm not fighting back now either."
Not fighting back? Just kick then!
Fubao kicks out, landing a "smelly rascal" right on the little rascal's butt.
"Sister, let me help you!" Lu Erxiong rushes over excitedly, his whole body plopping onto the little rascal.
He's so chubby, he almost squeezed the breath out of the little rascal!
"Ouch, Little Fatty, my wife is hitting me, what are you joining in the fray for?"