Chen Pingping was startled, and his composure suddenly faltered. No matter how thick-skinned he was, it was no use. He smiled sheepishly and explained, "Misunderstanding, there's been some misunderstanding here! I got tired of fighting with the Moon God, so we called a truce. I saw a lake nearby and thought of doing a bit of fishing, but then the Moon God accidentally fell into the lake, and, uh... she only had one set of clothes. I had no choice but to give her mine. That's pretty much how it went down…"
HEH HEH!
A group of people looked at him with smiles that weren't quite smiles, their expressions clearly saying, Go on, keep making it up!
Who would believe such a ridiculous story? they thought.
The legendary Chen Pingping is truly formidable, they mused. He even managed to subdue the Moon God and... do *that* to her. The more they considered it, the more thrilled they became. What kind of storm would this news create across the Central Continent once it got out?
