[System message: Hello soul, sam henderson I just wanted to warn you that this will be your last life and if you end up dying again you will not have another chance so enjoy, the transmigration and reincarnation cycle will not accept your soul anymore so make this life worth it, I pulled some strings to make sure you got a suitable body so make the best of this 7th chance and live your life to the fullest, let your desires roam loose]
My mouth was open wide slightly in surprise as my eye's roamed over the system screens message and thought loudly while chewing on my bottom lip hardly "FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, WHY AM I EVEN STILL ALIVE AT THIS POINT"
"Hold up…wait…a…fucking…minute." I said very slowly while looking down at my manhood area that were being covered by a full all white chemise.
I looked around for a mirror, my eyes widening in horror from me glancing back at my status screen that I never dismissed and seeing the name that was displayed on it and thought with my eyes suddenly turning bloodshot agitatedly "No, no, no, no, no, this can't be happening, this is impossible."
My eyes quickly landed on a mirror that was luxerious, but not royalty or ducal level luxury and made my way over to it with my heart beating pounding very fastly in nervousness, my palms, and forehead starting to sweat heavily as I arrived in front of it.
"Wh…what the hell." I said stutteringly with wide eyes annd a still agape mouth at what I was currently seeing in the full body mirror, being of a very tall handsome rich sun kissed skin man with very long neck length jet black hair, 6'11 in height with a ripped muscular absurdly hairy body and amber brown colored brown eyes that couldn't hide the golden undertones in them and diamond shaped well groomed bearded face.
I stared at the face in the full body mirror for a moment with wide eyes and was about to rant angrily again, but suddenly my eyes darted down in the mirror to my manhood, yes they darted down and wanna know why, because something was lifting the chemise up with absurd force.
"The fuck…" I said with my mouth still agape while staring down at it and lifted the chemise up and saw a very two veiny thick and long uncircumcised 13 Inch penises, one on top with no curve, and the other below with a slight downward curve and very big saggy, absurdly hairy balls that made my face turn sour instantly, not at the overall penis, but of the accumulation of dick cheese and stench that I was seeing and smelling from the tip of both of them.
*PAH*
I slapped myself hardly to make sure this was real, Immediately feeling a sting come from my left cheek that instantly disappeared due to my perfect health perk and thought while holding the chemise up even more and lifted my right leg up along with my new big jewel sack and saw absolutely no vagina being hidden behind it.
"Am I even still a clean man at this point." I said with a loud sigh while looking back at the handsome face in the mirror.
I sighed loudly again with my fingernails digging into my palms agitatedly from me not wanting to deal with living anymore, yes I'm thinking of just ending it all because I find no need to stay alive at this point if this is how it's gonna be every time I open my eyes to utter bullshit, it seems the protagonist aura isn't my friend or in simple minded terms, nonexistent.
"Tch…what type of bullshit is this, a suitable body my ass, more like a suitable fetishized morphed hairy one." I said clicking my teeth in irritation while looking at my status screen on the corner of my left eye.
[STATUS]
[Name: Mark Smeaton]
[Race: Human (Gifted Human)]
[Str Lvl: None]
[Age: 20]
[Health: [ASPD], [Superimposed (Dorsoventral) Diphalia]
[Perks: [Perfect Health], [Insight]
[Bloodline: Gifted Human]
[Aura Ability: None]
[Bloodline Ability: Telepathy]
[Foundation Art: None]
[Titles: [The Whore's Musician], [Saint Mark of the Sluts], [The Silver Tongue of Southwark]
[Skills: [Farming: Master], [Violinist: Master], [Singing: Advanced], [Multilingual: Master], [Sex: Grandmaster],
[Storage: [Mark's Memory], [System Message]
[Storage: None]
"Ok…what the actual fuck, how did I miss this health condition, I mean I know know what diphalia is but I've never heard of this type." I said with a overly contorted, controversial look on my face that no one, possibly even myself couldn't or wouldn't even understand in this lifetime.
I took a slow deep breath and shakily tapped on the diphalia on my health, knowing that my perk insight should be able to explain what it is.
[DING!]
[Superimposed Diphallia: Superimposed diphallia or dorsoventral diphallia is a extremely rare subtype of diphallia as a whole that affects approximately 1 in 5 to 6 million live births, and the dorsoventral presentation is even more infrequent where the two penises are located one on top of the other (dorsoventral), rather than side-by-side. This condition is extremely uncommon and typically presents with a range of other congenital anomalies and the extent of the duplication can vary, from partial fusion to complete, and can include both external and internal structures. For example, one case report describes a partial ventral duplication associated with hypospadias (a displacement of the urethral opening), but
in simple biological terms your a man with a non-harmful health condition, but with two complete functioning penises]
"So I'm a…m…man with two cocks." I said stutteringly while reading over the last words displayed on my status screen with eyes that looked like they have completely given up on caring about everyone and everything and looked up at the luxerious chandelier with a long sigh.
Suddenly my head snapped back towards the status screen and said with worry being heard within it "Fuck…this reminds me of that trans porn I clicked on once out of curiosity. I hope whoever confiscated my laptop didn't check my browser history."
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THE END…