Hey, my name is Ichiro and I lost over 105 kg, while on summer vacation.
I used to be a fat pig, stupid and hated by everyone exept does stupid pair of twins. But now I am a changed man.
"Where am I??"
The doctor replies "You at the hospital u fat peice of shit, we had to have 30 diffrent people rotate lifting you up from the ground onto the strecher"
"and not only that u broke the strecher, so we had to call in a helicopter to lift you up, AND THEN.."
"STOPPP, plz stop I get that I am a bit overweigt..."
"A BIT, YOU A F*CKING WHALE YOU PEICE OF ********* ***** ***** **** *****"
*We had to leave out the rest since it was to graphic
"okay doctor what is the hospital visit gonna co-"
Ichiro doesent get to finish his sentence when the whole hospital collapses, and the only survivor is him.
The fire department arrives after some time.
"Holy sh*t", said the fireman, did A F*cking meteor crash into the hospital.
The firemen are now looking for survivors and the find Ichiro.
"HELP, HELP! he screams"
The fireman has eye contact with Ichiro, Ichiro thinks he is saved.
"Holy, Sh*t guys I found debri from the astroid look"
The firemen take turns dissing Ichiro.
"Wow, how did a whale drop from the sky", "How did a train get in the f*cking building"
Back in school Ichiro has bandages and cruches on.
Everybody ask Ichiro what happend, and the only thing he could muster to say was....*Crying