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Chapter 305 - Chapter 305: Shampoo Is Better!: Welcome To Saint Seiya! (Part 3)

"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let us now get on with the mandatory chapter recap, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, and while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Date: February 21, 1987

Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after I had gone and finished my usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this was also after me and the rest of my allies that had been present within the Overlord IV anime canon timeline. Which after the all too familiar wave of bright white light, had once again proceeded to wash over and then once again proceed to temporarily blind all of us. I was then quickly able to realize, that along with us now having ended up on what was clearly and oil tanker somewhere in the Caribbean. And this was due to me being able to easily smell the obvious smell of what was clearly crude oil from my heightened senses. Which was due to me still being transformed as Angel Bluebell.

But, with the sudden arrival of some new allies that Catherine and Revy had run into during their multiple side arc type chapters in Of Arms And Ammunition. And with us all having ended up in one of the earlier episodes in the Saint Seiya anime canon timeline. And when you add this to what was about to take place? Well with regard to this now being in mind, and with us now getting back to the situation that had gone and developed at the tail end of the previous chapter...

"Wait, why did it just start raining out of nowhere all of the sudden?! It was sunny just a second ago!" The guy in the dark green colored outfit from the last chapter, had now proceeded to say in a very clearly surprised tone, from out of seemingly nowhere.

But then, before either me or any of my current present allies, could even attempt to respond...

"Berpetualang bersama si Jerry. Berkelana di gurun bersama Jerry. Jerry berbunyi ngik-ngik-ngik-ngik-ngik-ngik..." What was clearly a very young sounding female voice. Who was clearly speaking in Indonesian, had proceeded to start singing from out of seemingly nowhere. Which had proceeded to be projected towards me and everyone else, from just over to the right hand side of the oil tankers deck. And it was only then, that even before I had proceeded to turn my attention towards where the very young sounding female voice was being projected from. I already knew who it belonged to. And so, with this thought of mine now very much present on my mind...

"Well viewers, I guess it was only going to be a matter of time before this wound up happening wasn't it? Oh right, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let me ask you all a question. Have you ever been to Europe before? Because..." I then proceeded to say. To which during this very same instance, I had proceeded to go and turn my attention back over to my let side, in order for me to briefly address the viewers. Only to then be interrupted midway through my fourth wall break moment. And, well...

"My what?" The same very young sounding female voice from before, had now proceeded to ask over to me with in response from out of seemingly nowhere. And thankfully, before I could attempt to respond...

"Kobo, you can't just go wandering off like that!" The all too familiar voice of one Mori Calliope had then proceeded to say over to the now correctly identified Kobo Kanaeru. And then...

"I'm sorry daddy..." Kobo then proceeded to say back over to Mori Calliope with in response. Only for someone to then proceed to speak up, and thus cut Kobo off midway through her response back over to Mori. And as for who had chosen to go and do this? Well you see, about that...

"Kobo, there you are! Ah Mori, I see that you found her!" Another female voice, this one a little less happy sounding then Kobo, had then proceeded to say over to Kobo from out of seemingly nowhere.

"I'm sorry Mami Kiwawa..." Kobo then proceeded to say back over to the now correctly identified Takanashi Kiara with in response. Or as Kobo referred to her as, Mami Kiwawa. And then...

"Wait, what just happened?" Natsu Dragneel of all people had now proceeded to ask out loud from out of seemingly nowhere, but to no one in particular. But then...

"Well Natsu, it would appear as though everyone's favorite Vtuber Rain Shaman Kobo Kanaeru was taking her beloved Jerry out for a walk. And viewers, before you ask, Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers. Only before I can continue to address the viewers, someone had then proceeded to speak up. Which like most of the previous times that this had gone and proceeded to happen. Not only did it proceed to go and cut me off midway through my fourth wall break moment. But it had also now once again caused one of my light blue eyes, to then proceed to start to visibly twitch again*" And then while one of my light blue eyes was still proceeding to continue to visibly twitch...

"What Keiko, what could you possibly have to say that you thought it necessary to..." I then proceeded to say over to Keiko with from out of seemingly nowhere. The only thing was, since I was able to sense that Keiko was about to try and interrupt me partway through. This was the reason as to why I had decided to address Keiko on what exactly it was that she was about to say to me. But then, as I then proceeded to get an all too familiar uneasy feeling. Which was then quickly followed what was clearly the sound of a gun proceeding to go off. To which I then proceeded to instinctively draw my Saint Sword Of Bluebell, back towards, and then over my right armor clad shoulder.

To which I then proceeded to quickly swing it laterally sideways over to my left in a very quick motion. I then quickly heard the distinctive noise, of what was clearly metal slicing clean through something. And upon me then proceeding to hear two somewhat soft sounding and simultaneous metallic clinking noises. As two objects proceeded to bounce once upon hitting the deck of the oil tanker that we were all still currently on. And even though I didn't look to see what they were. I was still able to determine, that my Saint Sword Of Bluebell, had just gone and sliced clean through a bullet. And then, right on queue...

"What the hell?! How did you just manage to do that?!" The unmistakable and still very gruff sounding voice of Maestro, had then proceed to exclaim. In what was clearly a very angry and surprised sounding tone. But then...

"Oh what's the matter Maestro, you couldn't bother to take a rain check? I mean...*I then proceeded to say. Only for someone else to then proceed to speak up, and once again, this wound up cutting me off midway through my statement over to Maestro. And once again, this had now caused one of my light blue eyes, to now once again proceed to start to visibly twitch again*" And as for who had decided to go and do this to me this time? Well you see about that...

"Bluebell, can you please fill me in on who the young girl in the rain poncho looking outfit is?" The unmistakable voice of Index had now proceeded to go and ask me from out of seemingly nowhere. But thankfully, before I was able to respond back, someone else wound up beating me to it. And with regard to who this someone was? Well about that...

"Her name is Kobo Kanaeru, Bluebell already..." The unmistakable voice of Touma Kamijou, had now proceeded to say back over to Index with in response. Only for Index to then proceed to go and cut Touma off midway through his response back over to her.

"You know Touma, I don't recall having asked you to give the answer!" Index then proceeded to say back over to Touma with in response. Which since she had proceeded to lightly pout while she said this back over to Touma, I could clearly see that Index was once again not happy with Touma. Which predictably, after another brief attempt of Touma then proceeding to go and respond back over to Index. Index then proceeded to go and briefly bit Touma on the top of his head. And just as Touma had gotten bit on top of his head by Index...

"Well viewers, I think that this is more then a good place to end this current chapter don't you?... Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers. Only before I can continue to address the viewers, the unmistakable sound of Touma proceeding to yell 'Rotten Luck!' quite loudly, from just outside of the current frame of shot. To which just after Touma had proceed to finish yelling. I then proceed to continue, to address the viewers*...So anyway viewers for right now, this does now mark the end of this current chapter. But the good news here viewers, is that you can look forward to the action picking right back up again, in the next chapter. So for now viewers, and with that having now been said. And also from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, as well as along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will all see you all in the next chapter, okay? And please don't hesitate to leave a review. That is providing of course that you're not going to be toxic and negative okay?...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed, and this is also while I am also proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.

Date: February 21, 1987

Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after I had gone and finished my usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this was also after me and the rest of my allies had ended up in one of the earlier episodes in the Saint Seiya anime canon timeline. And with the unexpected arrival of not just one Kobo Kanaeru, but also the return of everyone's favorite Vtuber dad Mori Calliope, who had finally come back from the store having finally gotten the milk. And everyone's favorite phoenix Vtuber Takanashi Kiara. Which after Index had then proceeded to go and bit Touma on the top of his head. Which caused him to yell out quite loudly during while I was doing my end of chapter fourth wall break at the end of the last chapter.

But, with what was still due to happen, this was going to wind up paling in comparison. And so with this now in mind, and with us now getting back to the situation that had gone and developed at the tail end of the previous chapter...

"So wait a second here! So you're telling me that Kobo here is the reason for the sudden and quick rainstorm that just took place?" Natsu Dragneel had now proceeded to go and say in a clearly confused sounding tone from out of seemingly nowhere. But thankfully, before I was able to respond to Natsu's quite frankly daft statement, someone else wound up beating me to it. And as for who this was? Well you see, about that...

"Yes Natsu, Kobo is a Rain Shaman! And to be fair, that was something that should have been obvious to you!" Gray Fullbuster had then proceeded to say over to Natsu Dragneel with in response. But then, and yet not surprisingly in even the slightest bit...

"Well excuse me then Ice Breath for not being as attentive as you!" Natsu Dragneel then proceeded to say back over to Gray Fullbuster with in response. And then, yet once again not surprisingly in even the slightest bit...

"Well the feeling is clearly mutual then isn't it Flame Boy!? So excuse me then for helping to clue you in!" Gray Fullbuster had then proceeded to go and say back over to Natsu Dragneel with in response. And then, thankfully...

"Would you two quit it?! We have much more important things to to worry about then having the two of you senselessly argue with one another!" The unmistakable, and also quite justifiably angry tone of Erza Scarlet had then proceeded to go and say over to both Natsu Dragneel and Gray Fullbuster with in response. Which thankfully and yet also not surprisingly, wound up causing both Natsu Dragneel and Gray Fullbuster, to stop arguing with each other. Well, at least for the time being. But then...

"Wow Akane, they both really like to argue a lot don't they?" A currently unrecognizable female voice then proceeded to speak up with from out of seemingly nowhere. Which like when Kobo, Mori, and Kiara had first appeared. This female voice's projection, had originated from that exact same side of the oil tankers deck. But then...

"Ranma, I finally find you! You know how long I take to find you?" Another currently unrecognizable female voice had then proceeded to speak up with from out of seemingly nowhere. But yet this one however, clearly had what was obviously a very heavy sort of accent to it. And it was only then, that even before I had attempted to go and turn my attention towards the source of the two currently unrecognizable female voices. I already knew exactly who it was that both of the voices belonged to. And so, with this thought and realization of mine now currently very much on my mind...

"Oi, can you two please save the talk between the both of you for later! Believe me, you will both have the chance to kiss and make up later! And also viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, I think that it is now pretty obvious who these individuals are. But for those who don't know, who they are. You know, in case you have been living under a rock? Let me now introduce, Ranma Saotome, Akane Tendo, and finally though somewhat regrettably...Shampoo. All three of which, are from the still ever so popular anime canon timeline, of 'Ranma 1/2.' Which for those of you viewers who are keeping track, this now brings the total number of different anime and other forms of media in these four interconnected self insert fanfics, to seventy-six. Which now only leaves another twenty-four to go for the world record. Also viewers for those of you who were wondering, shampoo is better, and this is because it cleans the hair first. And for those of you who are going to claim that conditioner is better, because it leaves the hair silky and smooth? Then you obviously haven't figured it out yet, that I am just referencing a well known movie by one Adam Sandler. Yea, I had you going there for a bit there didn't I viewers? But anyway viewers, for right now...*I then proceed to say this, while I also proceed to attempt to do my usual end of chapter fourth wall break. Only for me to then hear the unmistakable sound of electricity then proceeding to crackle quite audibly from just outside of the current frame of shot. Which without me even having to look, I already know that it is clearly Misaka who is doing it. Which from the past experiences that I have had with situations similar to this one from previous chapters. This now makes me wind up thinking twice about ending this current chapter at this current moment*...A-actually you know what on second thought viewers, lets just go and get back to the current chapter at hand, okay?...*I proceed to say this, and while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And then, just after I had proceeded to go and finish my current fourth wall break moment...

"Hey Dark Green Scaly And Sleazy, think fast and try to keep up!" The female voice of the now correctly identified Ranma Saotome. Who at the current moment was in his female form, had then proceeded to exclaim quite loudly over to the man in the dark green fish outfit from out of seemingly nowhere. Which was quickly then followed, by Ranma then proceeding to leap towards him, and then proceed to quickly deliver quite a few rapid fire attacks on him. Which consisted of several punches and kicks in quick succession of each other.

And then, as I then proceeded to turn my attention briefly over to Super Sailor Jupiter, to which I then proceeded to give her a quick nod. This then prompted things to kick off, and with regard to what exactly this entailed? Well you see about that, because as Super Sailor Jupiter then proceeded to get into a battle ready stance, which was then quickly followed by several of my other allies. Super Sailor Jupiter then proceeded to quickly dash over towards Ranma and the male in the dark green fish outfit. And then...

"Hey Ranma was it? How about I give you a hand?" Super Sailor Jupiter then proceeded to say briefly over to Ranma. Which was then quickly followed, by Super Sailor Jupiter proceeding to quickly draw her left gloved hand back. To which she then proceeded to quickly deliver and underhanded punch to the dark green fish outfit wearing males gut.

Which like how I had done to Maestro back in the Overlord anime canon timeline. Super Sailor Jupiter's underhanded punch, was more then enough to both knock the wind out of the male in the dark green fish outfit. And it also wound up causing him to be sent backwards briefly into the air. To which he then proceeded to hit the deck of the oil tanker somewhat hard. To which he then proceeded to slide for about a couple more inches or so. And not surprisingly, he now proceeded to lay there motionless. Which indicated that he had just been knocked out cold. And then...

"What the hell?! How did you..." Maestro had now proceeded to go and exclaim over to Super Sailor Jupiter from out of seemingly nowhere with. Which he had also proceeded to start to say this statement of his, with a very shocked sounding tone to his voice. And he would have gone and continued his statement. Well, that is if I did not then proceed to go and speak up, thus cutting Maestro off midway through his statement over to Super Sailor Jupiter. And as for me, and my response over to Maestro? Well you see, about that...

"Wow Maestro, I never knew that I had gone and hit you so hard in the gut, that you just forgot that I had gone and done the same to you recently! Oh, and to answer your still currently lingering question Maestro. Super Sailor Jupiter was able to do what I did to you back in the Overlord anime canon timeline, because unlike you and your run of the mill everyday firearms and ammunition. Me, Super Sailor Jupiter, as well as a good portion of the rest of us, possess magic in some form or another! And for the record viewers no, I am not talking about the type of magic that was used by the great Harry Houdini himself either! I am talking about the real McCoy here! Oh right, Angel Bluebell here again by the way viewers, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order for me to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And while I have your attention still for the moment viewers. I heard it through the grapevine, no Marvin Gaye song pun intended by the way. But anyway viewers as I was about to say, I have been hearing that a lot of quite egregious behavior has been taking place both online, and offline as well. For example viewers I heard that Vitaly, has been stuck over in the Philippines this entire time, awaiting multiple charges. And to be fair viewers, he deserves every single one of those charges that is being slapped on him. I mean it is almost as if crashing out has no upside to it. Oh wait, it doesn't have any sort of upside! I mean after all viewers, this was the case with Wolfie Kahletti. As in the very same Wolfie Kahletti, who filmed himself spraying pesticide onto a large amount of food at a Mesa, Arizona Walmart. This is also the same Wolfie Kahletti, who went and poured a huge bag of ice into a restaurants deep fryer. And for those of you viewers who are going to ask why that is a very bad thing to do? Well let me put it to you this way viewers, if you go and put a lot of ice into a deep fryer, what will wind up happening, is that it will wind up boiling over. So yeah viewers, not the smartest thing to do under any sort of circumstance. But anyway viewers for right now, this does now mark the end of this current chapter. But the good news here viewers, is that you can look forward to the action picking right back up again, in the next chapter. So for now viewers, and with that having now been said. And also from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, as well as along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will all see you all in the next chapter, okay? And please don't hesitate to leave a review. That is providing of course that you're not going to be toxic and negative okay?...*I proceed to say this, while I am also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed, and this is also while I am also proceeding to do this, in my usual very cute looking manner as well*"

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