"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, it is now once again time to get back into the action with Loid, Yor, and Anya Forger in the Spy X Family anime canon timeline. Or as I am sure that you know Loid and Yor as, 'Twilight,' and 'Thorn Princess.' Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"
Date: July 1, 2011
"Hello there viewers, and yes I know it must be quite weird for you all to read about just me and Revy for a change isn't it? Catherine here by the way...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, I think that it should go without saying. But for those of you who are not aware of what has been going on in the past few chapters? Well let's just say that this is what you would normally refer to, as a sort of line of side arcs shall we say? As in...*I proceed to say this, only for someone similar to how they had gone and done in the previous chapter, had now proceeded to once again go and cut me off midway through my fourth wall break moment*"
And as for who this particular someone was? Well that much should have been obvious...
"Hey Catherine, can you stop speaking to that side of the rooftop as though someone is actually there when there clearly isn't?! And furthermore, how about you cut to the chase and enlighten me on where exactly Dracula's..." Aria had then proceeded to interrupt with saying this over to me with from out of seemingly nowhere. The only trouble was, that I had now once again proceeded to go and cut her off midway through her statement over to me. And as for me and my response back to Aria? Well...
"My my Aria, well aren't we just the impatient one today?! You do know Little Miss Tsundere, that the world doesn't always revolve around you if ever at all right?! So how about you try that attitude on Kinji instead hmm?! I mean after all, you seem to take quite an interest in him in more ways then one right? And for the record viewers, if you know just what it is that I am on about with that? Then you have a keen intellect for even the smallest of details. I mean after all...*I proceed to say this, only for Aria to now once again proceed to go and cut me off midway through my fourth wall break moment*"
And then...
"Hey Catherine?!" Aria now proceeded to speak up with over to me with out of seemingly nowhere. Only this time, her tone was one of what I could tell was somewhat fearfulness. But thankfully, I already knew what had prompted this change in Aria's tone. And so, with this exact realization now very much on my mind...
"Really Drac, you can't wait for even a few minutes for you to wait your turn to meet the Grim Reaper?! You know Drac for a well known vampire, you certainly are not one who likes to be patient. But speaking of which Drac..." I then proceeded to say, as I then proceeded to point one of my modified Berreta M9 pistols at Dracula. More specifically, I had proceeded to point it directly at Dracula's face. Or in this case, his tongue.
Which just so happened to be the place where his fourth pressure point was. And thankfully, with regard to everyone else, I was not going to need to tell them where to aim and shoot, in order to take out the remaining three pressure points on Dracula's body. Because as I proceeded to pull the trigger on my modified Berreta M9 pistol. Kinji, Revy, and Aria, then proceeded to quickly raise their respective pistols. To which they then proceeded to fire a single round each at each of Dracula's remaining pressure points. But, even before I had proceeded to go and raise my modified Berreta M9 pistol...
"So you five still somehow think that you can defeat me do you?! Do you not realize that I can regenerate?!" Dracula had then proceeded to say over to me, Revy, Aria, Kinji, and Riko with. Which ironically, he had proceeded to say this statement of his over to us, in what I could only assume was one of the most smug and arrogant sounding tones, that I had ever heard from anyone. But, just before I had proceeded to pull the trigger on my my modified Berreta M9 pistol...
"Oh Drac, you really are quite the naive one aren't you?! Because not only do we think we can win, but once we each fire our respective shots, I think that you will find Drac, that we will win! And so Drac with that being said, long live the Four Aces because this is checkmate!" I then proceeded to say. Only I now had an all too familiar looking devilish smirk on my face, that like all of the other times, could still very much give Revy a run for her money. And with Revy, Aria, and Kinji, proceeding to fire a single round from one of their already raised pistols. Each one of the bullets, along with the single one that I fired, proceeded to strike Dracula, in his four key pressure points. Which just after they had impacted, had then suddenly caused a wave of bright white light, to then proceed to suddenly erupt outwards. And like before, proceeded to blind me and Revy.
But, as the light had then proceeded to die down after a few more seconds. I then proceeded to instinctively look at my surroundings. It was only then that I realized that me and Revy, now appeared to be on what was clearly a very fancy and somewhat ancient looking street. The only trouble was, I wasn't exactly quite sure at the moment, as to where we me and Revy had ended up this time. But to make our situation just that much more interesting...
"What the heck, where are we?! Catherine, did you do this?! Start explaining what is going on right now!" The still very much unmistakable voice of Aria had now proceeded to yell over to me from directly behind me and Revy. But then, out of the blue...
"Papa, look at the those people over there!" What was clearly a young female girls voice, had now proceeded to say over to me, Revy, Aria, Kinji, and Riko with from out of seemingly nowhere. The only trouble now, was that I now knew exactly where we had ended up this time. And to make matters worse, if me, Revy, Aria, Kinji, and Riko didn't tread carefully like our lives depended on it. Which in this case that was currently very much the case. Then there was a very good chance, that we may very well wind up dead.
"So yeah viewers, this is not what I would call the best situation for us to be in if I'm honest. Oh right, Catherine here again by the way viewers, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, let me now welcome you all to the all too familiar anime canon timeline, of 'Spy X Family.' Yes indeed viewers, you did just read that part right. Which now brings the current number of different anime and media in these four fanfics, to sixty-nine. To which I say to that viewers, 'nice.' Oh, and in case you were viewers were at all wondering, the aforementioned young girl, is in fact one Anya Forger. And as for the person she just referred to as 'Papa?' Well that was one Loid Forger. Or as he is also known as, 'Twilight.' And no viewers, I don't mean the book series of the same name when I say that. So don't be getting any weird ideas okay?! And finally, one Yor Forger. Or as she is also known as, 'Thorn Princess.' Now then viewers, unfortunately this does now mark the end of this chapter. But we will be getting right back into it in the next chapter. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"
And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.
Date: October 7, 2023
"Hello there viewers, Catherine here...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, let me first bring you all up to speed with regard to what has gone on since the tail end of the previous chapter. And so viewers with this in mind, after the whole sudden encounter with one Loid, Yor, and Anya Forger. We both managed, out of just pure dumb luck in my opinion I may add. To somehow convince Loid. Well when I say that viewers, what I mean is that we sort of convinced Loid that some...*ahem*...quite dangerous individuals were after Yor. Which given which episode that it was that me and Revy had ended up in, this turned out to be a bit of a happy accident so too speak. And so, with this now in mind, let us now finally get on with the chapter. Which as it currently stands viewers, is at a nearby restaurant about an hour or so later. Now then viewers, with that now having been said, shall we begin?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"
And so, getting into the current chapter at hand, and with me and Revy walking down a corridor somewhere in the aforementioned building in question...
"Wow I'm bored! Now I know how Jeremy, Richard, and James must have felt when they were in Columbia on The Grand Tour!" I then proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere. Only I had said this statement with a very not happy sounding tone to my current tone of voice. The only trouble with me having just gone and said this statement was, well about that...
"What the heck kind of a statement was that just now sis?!" Revy had now proceeded to say over to me with from out of seemingly nowhere. Which was also while Revy had proceeded to briefly look at me as though I was crazy. But thankfully, I was quick to respond with enough validity to prove Revy otherwise. And what I mean by this was as follows...
"It's just those damn corny statements that Bluebell always tends to say sis! She just seems to use them so damn much! Gives you a headache after awhile!" I then proceeded to say back over to Revy with in response. Which upon Revy's facial expression then proceeding to shift back to one of understanding, I then knew that my response over to her had gone and done the trick. But then, out of seemingly nowhere...
"Finally, I am going to get my damn revenge on that Thorn Princess for incarcerating the rest of my team!" A very clearly angry sounding male voice had then proceeded to say somewhat audibly from a nearby room partway down the corridor. And upon me and Revy both having heard this. We both reached for one of our respective modified pistols. And upon both of us then proceeding to pull back the slides on each of our respective modified pistols. We both then used a bit of stealth, to slowly inch down the hallway and peer into the room from where the male voice had originated from. And sure enough...
"Well Thorn Princess, lets see how much you enjoy this Blowfish Venom!" The male voice from before said. Which upon both me and Revy now realizing that it came from a somewhat short man, who was currently wearing a waiter uniform. A clearly very smug and evil looking smirk, then proceeded to quickly make its way onto both of our respective faces. And then...
"Excuse me waiter, but I believe that you're wanted at table two? The male patron at table two has been complaining about their chicken being cold," I then proceeded to say whilst projecting my voice into the room. And sure enough, as I had intended with my statement...
"Tell them to take it up with the manager! I am a little bit..." The male then proceeded to respond back over to me with, without him proceeding to turn his attention towards me for even a single second. And the trouble with this, was that his attentiveness was pretty much not existent at the current moment. And as a result of this currently being the case...
"And just might I ask what it is that you're doing then? Now, I say that you do as I ask! And as a certain someone once said in The World Is Not Enough, 'I insist!" I then proceeded to say to the male in question. Only before he could even react or respond, both me and Revy had then proceeded to quickly run over to the male dressed in the waiter uniform. To which we both then proceeded to point our respective already loaded modified pistols directly at him. And then...
"Who the hell are you two?!" The man in question then proceeded to say over to me and Revy with in response. Which me only just judging from his currently unhappy looking expression and tone. I could tell that he had just been 'caught with his pants down,' so too speak. And since I had now proceeded to quickly notice what was clearly a somewhat considerable amount of dark red liquid in what was clearly a martini glass. I then realized that this must have been the Blowfish Venom that the man had been talking to himself about. And then...
"We're your worst nightmare you cheap imitation for a waiter! Now unless you want me and Cat here to give your brain a breath of fresh air! Then I do insist that you don't go and do anything stupid!" Revy then proceeded to go and say back over to the man in the waiter uniform with from out of seemingly nowhere. The only trouble was, that even before the man in question could even respond back to what Revy had just said to him. An all too familiar looking wave of bright white light, had proceeded to quickly wash over both me and Revy. And just like last time, it had then proceeded to go and temporarily blind both of us.
And the only thing that was on my mind now, was where were me and Revy going to end up next...
"Well viewers, I think the answer to that question will have to wait until the next chapter. Catherine here by the way again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, unfortunately this does now mark the end of this chapter. But we will be getting right back into it in the next chapter. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"