Angkor was dumbfounded, always feeling that something was wrong.
"Mom, what do you mean?" Angkor shook his head: "Uh...not right! Mama Liu, what do you mean? I don't understand!"
"Don't you understand what I mean? Are you pretending to be naive for me?" Liu Ma said angrily: "Mama Liu has come here fully prepared, and three of the men I've dealt with have failed, so why can't I succeed with you? Do you understand how I felt when you were a child?"
"But I really don't understand!" Angkor shook his head.
"You're pretending! In fact, I've already thought about it clearly. Isn't what you've done these days just to attract my attention? Isn't it just to..." Mama Liu bowed her head shyly: "Get my romantic love?"
This sentence was called the strongest flirtatious critique in history!
Angkor was endowed with nausea!
Shaking his head sharply: "I'm not! I don't! Don't talk nonsense!"
"Aah, are you pretending to be naive? You were so bold and shameless before, but now you are pretending to be pure!" Mama Liu looks like she has seen through him.
Angkor said with a desire to survive: "I really don't mean that, there is a misunderstanding in this!"
Liu Ma ignored him, but lowered her head shyly: "Actually... the first time I saw you, I was a little moved by you, because you look very much like my husband who has been dead for many years!"
Angkor: "..."
How does it feel like a curse word!
"But considering the age gap between us, it's not suitable for us to be together, so I extinguished this feeling!" Liu Ma sighed.
Angkor nodded again and again: "It's good to move on, you shouldn't have fantasies at your age!"
"But!" Liu Ma raised her head bravely: "Your sincerity and persistence touched me!"
Angkor: "Oh no!"
Liu Ma came over boldly: "That day, you actually fell into my arms and bled from your nose! That day, you dared to call me baby in front of so many people! That day, you were in Mr. Lin's office treating me impatiently... do you know how moved I am?"
Angkor: "I'm doomed!"
"At the time, I thought, it's worth it to marry such a bold and sweet-talking man who can win me over anytime, anywhere!" Liu Ma was shy again.
"I'm going to be sick."
Angkor said anxiously: "Liu Ma, listen to me, all this is a misunderstanding and a coincidence..."
"The so-called coincidences are all your long-planned encounters!" Liu Ma retorted: "Angkor, don't call me mother in the future, I'm only 30 years older than you, so you can call me sister!"
Angkor: "No way!"
"There's something to consider..."
Liu's mother fell into deep thought: "A junior female student, holding golden bricks! A 30-year-old college woman..."
Angkor was expressionless: "This country is done for!"
"Angkor, you are right!" Mama Liu smiled from ear to ear: "Sister Liu, although I don't have the wealth of an affluent family, but I have a very filial son, and he will definitely honor you well!"
Angkor: "Hell no!"
Liu's mother imagined the future: "Also, in a few years, I will be able to receive my pension! Let's have a good life, bring grandchildren for our children, and enjoy family happiness! What a beautiful day to go square dancing when you have time!"
Angkor: "I'm going crazy..."
"However, when you go square dancing, you better give me snacks, don't seduce other old ladies for me, this old lady won't let you go!"
Angkor: "Ugh!"
A fifty-year-old old lady, even if I had the heart... No way!
How could I possibly have this thought?
He touched his chest! He felt so wronged today, how did this happen? A bright and fresh young man in his 20s was actually being seduced by an old aunt in her 50s!
He thought he couldn't stand still! He felt that he could still struggle: "Liu Ma..."
"Don't call me Liu Ma anymore? Call me Sister!"
"Or just call me Baby!"
"..."
"I'll call you Sister Liu!" Angkor said anxiously: "Sister Liu, it's really not suitable for us to be together! Even if you agree, your son will not agree!"
"No, I agree!"
A voice came from a distance. Turning his head to look, a tall man about 30 years old walked over.
"This is my son, Dachun!" Liu's mother smiled and walked over to introduce: "Dachun, this is your Uncle Wu, an old friend of your mother's, call him uncle!"
"Hello, uncle!" Dachun said in a loud voice.
Angkor: "..."
Angkor's face twitched as he looked at Dachun, who could be his brother, in front of him. The sound of "Uncle" made him very uncomfortable.
However, now was not the time to wrestle with these little things.
"Dachun, why did you agree with me and your mother?"
Dachun: "I originally disagreed...
Angkor rejoiced: "That's right!"
"But Mr. Lin has done my ideological work!"
Angkor: "Oh no!"
"He said my mother is already very old and needs someone to take care of her! And when I grow up, sooner or later, I will have to marry a wife and have children, and form another family, it is impossible to take care of my mother for the rest of my life!
"But you're different! You're eager to marry my mother, and even do such shameless things at your own expense, it shows that you like my mother very much and will definitely take good care of her!"
Angkor: "This can't be happening!"
Dachun said with a smile: "He also said, if my mother is with you, you don't have to worry about what's behind you! You are so young and in good health, you can not only support my mother, maybe even me!"
Angkor: "No way!"
"And I saw you and found you really look like my long dead dad!"
Angkor: "..."
This can't be avoided, can it?
Dachun said sadly: "My dad died 23 years ago, when I was only 7 years old, and I hadn't weaned yet..."
Angkor: "..."
It's a bit late for that!
"But he just left, leaving us mother and son to live alone for more than 20 years, woo woo..."
Dachun cried, and Liu Ma shook her head.
Angkor: "My condolences and change the subject!"
"But uncle, since I saw you, I'm not sad anymore!"
Dachun wiped away non-existent tears, raised his head, and said expectantly: "Because Uncle, you look so much like my dad, it's almost like you were made in the same mold! And you're just 23 years old, maybe my dad was reincarnated and came back to take care of my mom this time! So, can I call you dad?"
Angkor instantly turned green!
Damn it!
Dachun, are you too impatient?
I'll accept you as a nephew, but you want to be my son, more anxious than your mother!