"Already disgusted?" Xiao Qingcang asked, confused.
Shen Hanqian covered her chest with one hand and her mouth with the other. "Mmhmm, so disgusted I can't even speak!"
"Huh?" Xiao Qingcang widened his eyes in shock—no, more like delight. "Am I really that powerful?"
Shen Hanqian couldn't even muster the strength to act disgusted, rendered speechless by the blow. "..."
"Seems like I really need to apply for a Guinness World Record, let everyone know about my special abilities!" Xiao Qingcang said smugly.
Shen Hanqian couldn't resist popping his balloon of pride and mercilessly questioned him. "If they ask you, since you're so skilled, how many kids do you have? And you sheepishly reply, 'One… and it's from IVF.' Isn't that just mortifying?"
Xiao Qingcang grabbed Shen Hanqian and pretended to strangle her, as though intent on breaking her neck. "Looks like you've grown tired of living!"
"Haha…" Shen Hanqian laughed breathlessly, panicked and begging. "No, no, please… don't!"
