"Why does a wound on the mouth automatically mean it was bitten?" Tian Niu groused, "Can't it just have been bumped?"
"What exactly are you trying to say?" Qin Jian was starting to feel dizzy from Tian Niu's scattered explanations.
"Let me tell you, my mouth was injured because someone bumped into me! But my mother-in-law saw it and started interrogating me, asking whether I'd been in contact with some woman."
"And then?"
"I told her no. She didn't believe me, insisting that I must have been! Otherwise, how could I have gotten hurt on my mouth? A woman must've bitten me, huh?" Tian Niu was truly impressed with his mother-in-law. Among all the people he'd met, she was the only one he would admit could best him.
"How did Shuangshuang react?" Qin Jian asked.
"She was fine. But it's my mother-in-law's constant suspicion that I can't take anymore!" Tian Niu complained, "I'm telling you, my injury really was caused by being bumped into—by some clueless female soldier!"
