"Oh? What bad thing have I done?" Sun Dasheng teased. "Perhaps Miss Tian would be kind enough to demonstrate for me?"
Tian Xiwei's face turned even redder. "You scoundrel, you really are..."
"What now?"
"I just can't deal with you," Tian Xiwei huffed.
"If you don't demonstrate, then that proves I didn't do anything wrong," Sun Dasheng said, spreading his hands in a gesture of innocence. "That means everything you just said was slander, and you owe me an apology for it."
"You want me to apologize?" Tian Xiwei looked at him incredulously.
What is this? A classic case of a thief crying "Stop, thief!"
"I didn't say anything wrong, so I certainly won't apologize," Tian Xiwei said, turning her face away to ignore him.
"Really no apology?" Sun Dasheng asked again.
"Humph! No. It wasn't my fault," Tian Xiwei insisted.
TAP. TAP. TAP... The sound of footsteps approached from outside.
A mischievous smile spread across Sun Dasheng's face. "You said it, not me."
