Warehouse, Secret Room
(Blank debriefing)
Blank: About 3 weeks ago we noticed Clue, an unknown mastermind, had been setting up something terrible. 12 hours ago we recruited Laughing Detective, Thomas Lee, to use chaotic detective skills and his brother, Timmy Lee, I tell to figure out what Clue was planning. 4 hours ago after figuring out the next destination of clue, Paris, Thomas' parents, his girlfriend, and his brother girlfriend were taking to Paris by Clue for unknown reason. Agents it is up to us to stop him.
(Thomas, Timmy, Mark, and Freddie)
Timmy: I think you got some times wrong but other than that it was accurate to past events.
Mark: You forgot the part where the clue destroyed my car.
Thomas: Don't forget when we were in danger when clue took control of it.
Freddie: Yay dude it was just a car.
(All three look at Freddie)
Freddie: I can't believe what I just said.
Thomas: I knew Clue was crazy but messing with our loved ones is totally insane.
Blank: I feel your pain Thomas but making you mad might throw you off your game.
Thomas: You're right. Do you have any idea how Clue took control of Mark's car?
(Secret walk in the room)
Blank: Secretly personally look over the car wreckages and found nothing that would lead Clue to take control of the car.
Freddie: Secret, well is no secret you're an attractive woman.
(Freddie accidentally knocks papers from Secret hands)
Freddie: Sorry, let me help you.
(Secret pushes Freddie away and grabs the papers)
Mark: That's the fastest a woman rejected you.
Blank: Focus people we know Clue is in Paris and we got to get there fast.
Thomas: Are we going to take a high tech spy jet?
Blank: No we don't know the extent of Clue machine controlling abilities so we can't take normal methods of travel that will let Clue know we're coming.
Timmy: So no airports or private jets.
Blank: Luckily our agents have trained in ways of going to long distance places without notice.
Thomas: I hope you have a short and fast version to teach us. If not, how are we going to get there?
(Next Day)
(Thomas, Timmy, Freddie, and Mark about Jo out of a plane to Paris)
Mark: This was the only way?
Timmy: Makes logical sense Clue can't stop us from parachuting down to Paris.
Freddie: What if parachutes fail.
Thomas: Then we will be the first American pancakes in Paris (laughs).
Freddie: Now I'm scared and hungry.
Timmy: I know a way to get you two off this plan.
Mark and Freddie: How?
Timmy: Hold my hands.
(Mark and Freddie hold Timmy's hands)
Mark: This actually feels calming.
Timmy: Good!
(Timmy jumps off the plan while Mark and Freddie hold onto him)
Thomas: That's my brother.
(Thomas jumps off)
Paris, Old Building
(Thomas, Timmy, Mark, and Freddie walk into a spy house)
Thomas: I can't believe this is a secret spy warehouse.
Mark: I can't believe your brother pushed us off a plane.
Thomas: At least we landed near a pizza restaurant.
Freddie: That pizza was almost as hot as the girls there.
Timmy: I apologies but we would've missed our time to land in Paris. We need all the time we can get.
Mark: I know you right, at least give the rest of us who can get scared a time to breathe.
Timmy: Who says I'm not scared?
Freddie: You scared?
Timmy: Well a mad genius is targeting my brother, kidnapped almost everyone I love, and I had to jump out of a plane at high speeds. Is only natural I'm terrified.
Mark: You don't sound like it.
Timmy: People experience fear differently and with my brother and you two I can face fear without worry.
(Freddie trying not to cry)
Freddie: Not this time tears, we have to save the world.
Thomas: You said it brother nothing can scare us when we work together.
(Door opens loudly, shocking them)
(Beating up Blank and Secret walk in)
Thomas: Blank what happened to you.
Blank: Clue jumped us. Secret go check we weren't followed.
(Secret leaves)
Timmy: You saw Clue.
Blank: No their secret female ninja team.
Freddie: I know that's bad but I kind of wish I was there.
Mark: Not the time dude. I fought because your agents were trained in ways to enter places in secret.
Blank: Looks like Clue is way more ahead of us then we thought. I think some agents escaped, this case is filled with a device that will give them your exact location and other equipment.
(Thomas opens the case and see spy equipment)
Thomas: Cool a grappling hook.
Mark: "knock out gas" no way.
(Mark accidentally sprays Blank and he falls asleep)
Mark: He needed a nap,helps people heal.
Timmy: Fanaticting, these goggles let me see in different spectrums and even through objects.
Freddie: Any object.
Mark: You don't think of looking through girls' clothes are you.
Freddie: No, we'll now I am but you put it in my head.
(Thomas gets a call)
Mark: Who would be calling you here?
Thomas: My guess it would start with a c.
(Thomas accessing Clue call)
Clue: Welcome to Paris detective, are you enjoying your trip.
Thomas: I got pizza so not a total loss. It would be better if you let my parents, May, and Sarah go.
Clue: I assure you they are safe and sound. But if you really miss them, meet me at the only metal object you can go under in Paris.
(Call ends)
Freddie: What are they talking about?
Thomas: Easy the eiffel tower.
Blank: Is a trap.
(Blank slowly wakes up)
Blank: This end of game for Clue if you want meet you face to face is over.
Thomas: I know but they're the only ones playing this game.
(Hours later)
Paris, Eiffel Tower
(Thomas, Timmy, Freddie, and Mark under the tower)
Mark: What do you think Clue is, a boy or girl?
Thomas: A girl.
Freddie: How did you know that?
Thomas: You said it yourself Freddie, she is an attractive woman. Isn't that right, Secret.
(Secret walks into view)
Secret: Well done detective, you figured out what even Classified couldn't.
Mark: What Clue was with us the whole time.
Timmy: It makes sense actually.
Freddie: How exactly?
Timmy: Clue was one step ahead of Classified from the start. Knowing calling Thomas right after Classified ask for his help and knowing where agents would land in Paris. She was spying on the spies.
Thomas: Plus unlike Blank you were completely unharmed from the attack but what really let me figure out it was you was because notes Freddie knocked out of your hands. Papers that showed an antennae.
Freddie: How did you know that wasn't spy files?
Thomas: Because it looked similar to the antenna on Mark's car. The same car she was assigned to look at.
Mark: That's how she was able to control my ride.
(Clue claps)
Clue: Well done Laughing Detective you definitely are entertaining.
Freddie: Entertaining.
Clue: Yes that's why I purposely manipulate Classified to looking for your help to entertain me.
Mark: Well you're insane.
Clue: Is it insane to do more with my intelligence than the average work or school, is it insane to use my intelligence to make me rich, is it insane to make the whole world see my way.
All Four of them: Yes.
Clue: You will change your mind.
(Female ninjas)
(Tied up Kevin, Isabelle, May, and Sarah being pushed)
Isabelle: Boys.
May: Timmy.
Sarah: Thomas.
Thomas: You are ok.
Kevin: Leave my sons alone.
Clue: Not until I'm done with my experiment. Places not only thing that affect technology but also time, especially when referring to time it will take a satellite to precision over us. When it does it will send a virus that will spreads across the world giving control of all technology, which will give me control over the world. Then everyone has to play my games.
Thomas: Clue you know a game is for everyone to enjoy, that's why I like them, jokes, and everything else in my life. Because more than one person can enjoy them.
Clue: A touching statement Laughing Detective but your words won't stop me. You have beat my ninjas and me to stop us.
Timmy: Well truthfully me and my brother never hit a woman before.
Mark: Trust me guys there's no women around here.
(May, Sarah, and Isabelle looking at Mark)
Freddie: You make fun of me saying dumb stuff to women.
Clue: You're out number and I block your signal to anything on you.
Thomas: You half right.
(Agents show up and attack ninjas)
Clue: How? I blocked your signal and I made sure Blank couldn't have contacted anyone.
Thomas: You can see plenty of birds hanging here. Luckily for us the device that showed our location was small enough to fit in is stomach.
(Agents free Kevin, May, Isabelle, and Sarah)
Thomas: Get them to safety.
Kevin: What are you going to do?
Thomas: Laughable Detective work.
(All four of them grapple hook to the top of the tower)
(Clue and ninjas follow them)
Thomas: We got to get to the top of the tower and destroy that antenna.
(Ninjas block their way)
Mark: Go me and Freddie will handle them.
Freddie: With what?
Mark: My martial skills and sleeping spray.
Freddie: Yay we got this.
(Thomas and Timmy go to the top of tower)
(Mark fights if the female ninjas)
(Freddie uses the sleeping spray to knock them out)
Freddie: Girls really do fall for me.
(Timmy use the goggles to see on top of the tower)
Timmy: Almost there.
(Clue gravel hooks up and blocks there way)
Clue: Our game is over detective.
(Thomas grabs a piece broken metal)
Thomas: Go Timmy, this detective is working over time.
(Timmy goes to device)
(Clue grabs a piece of broken metal)
Clue: One finale game.
Thomas: One last round.
(Thomas and Clue fight)
(Thomas pushes Clue to the ground)
Thomas: Is nothing wrong with quitting a game.
Clue: There's nothing wrong with losing either.
(Clue kicks Thomas off the side)
(Timmy trying to figure the machine)
Timmy: They had to be exactly four thousand codes.
Clue: You won't put any way in.
(Clue pushes Clinton the ground)
Clue: Tell me saying if your brother was the Laughing Detective what does that make you.
Timmy: The Logical Sluff you know the logical thing to say to you in this position.
Clue: What?
Timmy: Game Over
(Thomas throws old pizza crumbs at Clue and her antenna machine)
(Birds come pack at her and the machine)
(Machine disabled)
Timmy: You win, brother.
Thomas: No, we win.
(At the bottom of the tower)
(Clue carried away)
Clue: This isn't over Laughing Detective, I will win in our next game.
(Mark sprays clue with the knockout gas, making go to sleep)
Mark: That's for my car.
(Isabelle and May Hugging Thomas and Timmy)
May: That was totally unbelievable even for you two. Who would expect this for a trip. Totally insane.
Timmy: I'm glad you're safe to
Isabelle: You're are so unlike other boyfriends.
Thomas: Does that make me good or bad?
Isabelle: It means I love you.
Isabelle: My precise sons.
Kevin: Saying I'm proud of you two wasn't enough.
Blank: I agree Laughing Detective you, your brother, and even your friends saved the world. If it wasn't for our secret organization being involved you four would be celebrated as heroes.
Thomas: That's fine I think this last case for the laughing detective.
Freddie: What do you mean?
Thomas: I mean like games a detective job has to end and this was the final job for the laughing detective.
Timmy: Well it is only logical for his retirement need a vacation and we are in Paris.
Blank: We will cover your trip.
(All of them walk away)
(Thomas lets his detective hat be blown in the wind)
(Kid, with a magnifying glass, finds the hat and puts it on).