Kakashi was sipping his happy water while glancing at the Uzu police officer staring intently at him next to him, a helpless expression on his face...
He...
really didn't plan to do anything!
Why wouldn't they stop staring at him?
Besides, with his chakra sealed and his ninja sword confiscated, even if his taijutsu was excellent, it would probably only take one ninjutsu from someone else to handle him...
So...
Might as well wait here obediently until the Hokage comes to bail him out!
"Sigh!" Kakashi helplessly pulled his mask back up, then continued watching the large screen in the central square, muttering, "This is quite interesting!"
Better to ignore the idiot next to him...
Watch the show to distract himself, otherwise, it's too irritating!
And Obito...
Staring!
Kept staring!!
He had heard the older generation say, a long, long time ago, the Uchiha clan were also Konoha ninja, but...
Cast aside once the birds are gone, cooked once the rabbits are caught!
The Uchiha clan's seniors died miserably!
So...
Even though the uniform he was wearing made him not dare to act recklessly, they better not give him an opportunity, otherwise...
He would definitely fiercely... ahem, patiently explain Uzushiogakure's criminal law to them!
"Hello!"
Just as Obito was staring bitterly at Kakashi...
"Excuse me, where are there still seats?" Two young girls and someone following them...
So big!!
Obito was stunned, looking at Tsunade, then at the two girls in front of him, pointing to the seats next to him, said, "H...hello, th...there are some over there!"
Looking at the girl with short black hair in front of him, purple makeup on her face, her eyes curved, smiling at him...
So sweet!!
A strange feeling suddenly arose in Obito's heart...
"Eh? Kakashi?!" Rin Nohara looked in the direction Obito pointed, was stunned, called out happily, then, turned back, bent down, smiled at Obito, "Thank you."
She looked up...
"Lady Tsunade, Lord Hiruko, Lord Orochimaru, there are seats near Kakashi, we can go there."
Pulling Shizune, she ran towards Kakashi's direction...
"Uchiha brat!" Tsunade and Hiruko narrowed their eyes looking at Obito who was still dazed, a meaningful smile appearing on their faces, "Pretty??"
"Pre..." Obito nodded, before he could finish, suddenly came to his senses, looked warily at Tsunade and Hiruko in front of him, faked a cough twice, raised his head, said disdainfully out of the corner of his eye, righteously and solemnly, "I am a police officer of Uzushiogakure, I would absolutely never like a girl from Konoha..."
"Thump!"
Before Obito finished speaking, Tsunade directly punched him on the head...
This idiot!!
Then, without saying anything, she walked towards Kakashi and the others.
And Hiruko...
Shrugged, narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "Who isn't?"
I was also a Konoha ninja back in the day, and now I've still become the director of the Uzushiogakure Biological Institute!
So...
"Be bolder, otherwise, you'll end up like Jiraiya and Tsunade..."
However, suddenly a geta flew over, hitting Hiruko squarely in the face...
"Thump!"
He was knocked down!!
Hiruko struggled to get up, leaned on the armrest nearby, looked at the people around staring strangely at him, faked a cough twice, straightened his clothes expressionlessly as if nothing happened, then...
Didn't dare to say anything more, directly walked towards Kakashi's direction.
It was just too terrifying!!
As for Orochimaru...
Maintained a smile throughout, said nothing, did nothing, casually found a seat and sat down.
Then...
Stare!
Continued staring!!
Kakashi felt even more uncomfortable now.
Especially when Rin Nohara talked to him, that feeling became even stronger...
A cold sweat broke out on his forehead, he glanced at Obito next to him who looked like he wanted to devour him...
What's going on?
Why does this idiot seem to hate him even more?
...
As time passed, the performances kept changing, keeping all the audience members constantly amazed, their hearts exclaiming with satisfaction...
They had never seen this kind of show before today!
It was truly astonishing...
Song after song, now on stage was Shijō...
Being tone-deaf, he wasn't singing, but leading a group of physical training ninja in performing fist techniques on stage...
"This idiot!" Madara looked at Shijō on stage, the corners of his mouth slightly upturned, muttering, "That's taijutsu, not for performance!!"
But...
It looks quite interesting like this!
And Uzumaki Jun...
Hearing Boss Madara's words, habitually rolled his eyes...
Look how proud you are, just because you created a taijutsu style?
He knew about this too...
The Seven Heavens Breathing Method, a technique that activates the whole body by absorbing large amounts of oxygen, the system could exchange for it...
He just wondered if, when Shijō and Yabachi got married, their child would be called Shiro...
Not disturbing Boss Madara's mood, Uzumaki Jun quietly watched the show, probably Boss would be proud again later, after all...
Many of the students he taught were on stage!!
He didn't know...
Backstage was currently in a state of chaos...
"Where is Yahiko?" Nagato grabbed the backstage manager by the collar, shouting, "Where did he go?"
"The next performance is about to start, if he doesn't come soon..."
He would be the only boy going on stage with Konan!!
It was just too embarrassing!
Especially that song, that dance...
Nagato glanced at Konan who was holding her cat...
Learning to Meow?!
Brother Jun, what kind of weird song did you give?!
Just because you keep a cat, you have to sing this song?
Moreover...
That's Konan's cat, what does it have to do with Nagato, couldn't Konan just go on stage alone?
"Don't be angry, don't be angry." The backstage manager quickly tried to calm Nagato down, saying, "We've already sent people to look for him, I'm sure he'll be found soon..."
Before he finished speaking...
"Ring ring, ring ring!!"
"See!"
The manager took out his phone...
"A message already!"
"Hello?" He answered the phone, called out, "If you found him, hurry up and bring him over."
"Ah? Ah? Is that so?"
"Oh oh, okay!"
The manager hung up the phone, sweating on his forehead as he looked at Nagato who was narrowing his eyes at him...
"Ahem!"
Faked a cough twice, moved Nagato's hand away, expressionlessly straightened his collar, then...
Turned and ran!!
"We can't find him, Lord Nagato, you'll have to go up alone, if anything happens just call me!!"
Leaving a dumbfounded Nagato...
"I..."
There's something I don't know if I should say or not!!
Nagato looked speechlessly at the manager's already disappeared back, thinking, maybe...
He should run away too??
Thinking this, just as he was about to lift his leg...
"Nagato..." A voice suddenly came from behind...
"What are you trying to do??"
Nagato quickly turned around, seeing Konan behind him with a dark face, smiling at him, immediately put on a smile, said, "I'm just a little hungry, wanted to go find some food!"
"Oh?" Konan, holding the cat, narrowed her eyes, smiled and said, "In that case, bring me a portion too, if you don't come back later..."
"Hmph hmph!!"
"Meow!" Shiraben also narrowed its eyes and meowed!
"..."
Nagato looked at the cat, then at Konan...
"Ahem!"
"I suddenly don't feel hungry anymore, waiting a bit longer is fine!"
I really am @#$%...
That bastard Yahiko, sneaking away without even telling him, he better not let me see him, otherwise...
After @#$%... then @#$%...
Just as Nagato was cursing Yahiko in his heart...
"Next up, performed by Team Shiraben, 'Learning to Meow'!"
...
"Lucky I ran fast." A orange-haired young man wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, muttered with lingering fear, "Otherwise, my lifelong reputation would be ruined!!"
Sucking on the straw, drinking the black bubbly drink in his hand, he watched the big screen with schadenfreude...
Nagato, so sorry!!
Then...
"Pfft—!!"
He spat out a mouthful of happy water, looking at the screen which showed an orange-haired young man who looked exactly like him, immediately said angrily, "Nagato you bastard!!"
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