Queensland, an area of 1,727,000 square kilometres, Queensland is the second largest state in Australia. Queensland is nearly five times the size of Japan, seven times the size of Great Britain, and two and a half times the size of Texas. The vast majority of Queensland receives an average of between eight and nine hours of sunshine every day.
This may sound like bullshit,
but I, Jovian Joestar,
am a theif.
That's right,
a straight out piece of shit.
But believe it or not,
I have a noble heart,
and become the hero of this sacred land we call Australia.
The wicked story that occurs this time,
is set in the wonderous watery sight,
Queensland!
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Queensland, a vast expanse of untamed beauty, is where the sun reigns supreme.
From the dense, lush rainforests of the Daintree, where ancient trees whisper tales of times long past, to the sprawling savannahs that stretch endlessly toward the horizon, every corner of this land is infused with a sense of wonder and majesty.
The coastline, a breathtaking stretch of golden sands and azure waters, is dotted with the jewels of the Great Barrier Reef.
Here, vibrant coral gardens teem with life, their brilliant colors a sharp contrast against the deep blue sea. Dolphins leap joyfully through the waves, and the haunting calls of seabirds echo across the bays.
Inland, the landscape shifts dramatically. The rugged Outback, with its red earth and stark beauty, offers a different kind of allure.
Under the vast, open sky, where the Milky Way sprawls like a glittering tapestry, the silence is profound, broken only by the occasional call of a kookaburra or the rustle of a wallaby in the scrub.
The Sunshine Coast was a beautiful sight to see. We then cut to someone's house 5 minutes away from the beach.
"Alright kid, we know you did alladat' shit!" A Police Officer yelled, directed at the young boy who had handcuffs on, who was clearly beaten and bruised with a black eye.
-Earlier That Day-
1/06/2024, 8:29 AM, Queensland.
"I'm off, Caroline." A voice said, the door opening, as a figure could be seen stepping outside.
This figure was Jovian Joestar
"It's Mum to you!!" Another voice yelled in a friendly yet demanding tone.
Another figure stepped outside. It was Jovian's mother, Caroline Joestar.
She didn't look a day over 40, her beautiful soft face smiling, with the sun hat protecting her gaze from the boiling hot sun.
"Kissies for Mummy!!" Caroline said in a playful tone.
"Mum, I'm 16, I'm a little too old for this. What if my friends find you giving me kisses everytime I go out? It's just not a good look ya' know?" Jovian replies, gently pushing her away.
While Jovian was about to head out, he heard his mother talk. He looked behind himself to see Caroline shedding a few tears.
"Jovian, no matter how many people mistreat you, please don't use your special gifted ability..." Caroline managed to say in the flow of tears.
Jovian didn't utter a word, he just started walking, as he knew he couldn't make promises due to him being a trouble maker.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure!
Stand Name: ???
Stand Appearance: ???
Stand Ability: ???
"Finally... the beach..." Jovian said to himself, running his fingers through the ocean water.
You see, I'm just an ordinary kid, a curious kid. I always got bullied for some reason, but I always pay my bullies back by using my Stand to traumatize them.
But they keep coming back...
It's like someone's paying them to bully me.
The Joestar family is a big family.
I have my mother, Caroline. Caroline is locally known for having a kind heart. People picked up on this, and she earned a nickname. That nickname was 'Sweet Caroline'.
I also have my younger sister, Calista Joestar. She's studying to become a politician. Her part time job is being a librarian, and I often visit her to see how she's doing.
There's also my dad, but I don't wanna talk about him, since he put hands on Caroline.
There's also Uncle Jomilio. I heard he's a Stand user. Sorry, but I forgot what his ability was.
If I kept on going, we'd be here for 30 minutes...
My Stand ability allows me to-
"OI BRAHH," A voice could be heard, cutting off Jovian's inner monologue.
It was an eshay.
Here we fucking go...
"Whaddya want?" I ask, turning towards the eshay.
"GIVE US YA SHOES YA DOG" The eshay hisses, pulling out a puny pocket knife.
"What are you gonna do? Stab me with that thing?" I say, laughing to myself.
"That thing's smaller than you're dick!!" I say once more, choking on my laughter.
"You're gonna fuckin' regret that, ya dog." The eshay says, clenching his blade.
I tisk, shaking my head in disapointment.
"DIE!" The eshay yells, swinging the knife blindly like an idiot.
I, of course, dodge every swing he throws.
In the heat of the moment, I manage to utter,
"Hey, shit stain, stop swinging that thing before you slit someone's wrist. If not... I'll kill you."
"WHAT WAS THAT?!" The eshay yelled, attempting to stab me in my eye.
"Smash Mouth." I utter, a humanoid being appears in front of me.
It looked like an astronaut. The astronaut had fumes coming out of its back that produced clouds.
The clouds formed around the eshay's knife.
The clouds had a pulling motion to them, which pulled the knife out of the eshay's hand.
"I warned you, now time to punish you." I calmly remark, taking a step towards the eshay.
"You can't see it, can you?" I say, taking another step towards the eshay.
"W-WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!" The eshay yells, freaking out.
"NAH, FUCK THIS SHIT!" The eshay says, standing on two feet and running.
More clouds form around the eshays eyes, obscuring his vision.
The astronaut being appears in front of the eshay, who he can't see, and begins to pummel him to a bloody pulp.
Jovian sighs, as he closes his eyes for a few seconds before opening them.
"Did I go too harsh on him?"
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure!
What you just saw wasn't my real ability. That was something I call my sub-ability. You don't get the privelage of seeing my true ability yet.
My family owns a pub in the middle of town. It's called 'Bar for Men & Dogs'. The place is always buzzing with the local folks, and it's a spot where I often find myself, blending into the background while planning my next move.
On that particular day, I was headed towards the pub, still shaken by the encounter with the eshay. My mind was racing, thinking about how close I'd come to losing control. But as soon as I stepped inside, the familiar warmth of the place washed over me, and I pushed those thoughts away.
"Jovian! Over here!" my sister Calista called out from behind the bar, waving me over with a bright smile.
I made my way through the crowded room, nodding to a few regulars who greeted me along the way.
"What's up, Cal?" I asked, leaning on the counter.
"Just the usual," she replied, sliding me a glass of water. "You look like you've had a rough day."
"You could say that," I muttered, taking a sip. "Had a run-in with an eshay down by the beach."
Calista's expression grew serious. "You didn't use your Stand, did you?"
I hesitated for a moment before nodding. "I had to. He was trying to stab me."
"Jovian, you know what Mum said about using your Stand..." she began, but I cut her off.
"I know, Cal, but sometimes I don't have a choice. It's either use my Stand or get hurt."
She sighed, shaking her head. "Just be careful, okay? We can't afford to draw any more attention to ourselves."
I nodded, knowing she was right. "I will, I promise. (maybe)"
"Hold on a sec, did you just utter the words 'maybe'?? It sounded like you said the words 'maybe'!!" Calista said in a mocking, yet playful tone.
"Nuh uh!!" I yell back, in a more playful tone than hers, drawing attention.
The pub was filled with laughter and happiness. It's always my safe spot, ya feel me?
But deep down, I knew that this was just the beginning. There was something bigger at play, something that I couldn't quite put my finger on.
And as I looked out over the bustling crowd, I couldn't shake the feeling that my life was about to get a whole lot more complicated.
To Be Continued!
Name: Jovian Joestar
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Status: Caroline's Son
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Name: Calista Joestar
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Status: Caroline's Daughter
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Name: Caroline Joestar (Sweet Caroline)
Age: 36
Gender: Female
Status: Mother
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