The Yellow Springs Minister truly embodies the essence of a corporate lapdog slacking off — work is never-ending; if you can delay, then delay; if you can slip by, then slip by. If you can't fool others, start an investigation first. Don't act rashly, research the problem first, then analyze, and finally discuss. Everyone updates the PPT, sips coffee, and has a meeting, turning the issue into a collective responsibility before making any decision. In short, distribute the blame first to avoid creating more work for oneself.